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| Rigby |
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Hamboning will save your life someday. It'll all be like "you tryin' to mug me? Hamboning!" |
| Rigby |
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Hey, it's Pops. |
| Pops |
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[laughing] Hello! |
| Mordecai |
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Hey, Pops. What's up? |
| Pops |
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Is that the sound of music I hear? |
| Rigby |
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[aside to Mordecai] Dude, let's try to use The Power on Pops? |
| Mordecai |
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I don't know. Pops is kinda weird. [cut to Pops laughing at a butterfly flying by] |
| Rigby |
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Exactly, at least we can test it out on him and he won't get mad at us if it doesn't work. |
| Mordecai |
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OK. Let's not call him a loser. |
| Rigby |
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Why not? |
| Mordecai |
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He's sensitive, I don't want him to cry. I just want him to give us a raise. |
| Rigby |
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OK let's do it. [back to Pops} Hey, Pops! Check it. |
| Mordecai/Rigby | [dancing to music] 5, 6, 7, 8... Give us a raise pops | |
| Pops |
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[laughing] Good show, jolly good show. A penny increase, yes, yes of course. Just let me get my bill fold. [pulling out two lollipops of his wallet] Butterscotch Ripple... ta ta. [walks away] |
| Mordecai |
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Dude, I think that just worked. |
| Rigby |
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Yeah, I know. |
| Mordecai |
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I mean, if Pops wasn't so weird me might have given us actual money. |
| Rigby |
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Totally. |
| Mordecai/Rigby | Hey Benson! 5, 6, 7, 8... [start to dance] | |
| Benson |
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What are you doing? |
| Mordecai/Rigby | Give us a raise loser! | |
| Benson |
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You know, you guys have been working harder, I think you deserve a raise. We can re-negotiate your new wages later in the week, for now... how's 20 bucks sound? Keep up the good work. [drives off] |
| Rigby |
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Do you realize what this means? |
| Mordecai |
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We can fix the hole. |
| Rigby |
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No, we can do everything we ever wanted! |
| Mordecai |
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Where'd he go? [to Rigby] Did you just send Skips to the Moon? |
| Rigby |
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Isn't that what you said? |
| Mordecai |
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No, I sent him to his room, his room! Not the moon you idiot. Dude, wish him back. |
| Rigby |
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But dude, it doesn't work that way. |
| Mordecai |
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What do you mean? |
| Rigby |
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I can't see him can I? |
| Mordecai |
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Then we have to go get him. |
| Rigby |
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But he's gonna be pissed. |
| Mordecai |
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Better than him being dead! |
| Benson |
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[Seeing a bunch of trash on the moon] What is all this junk? |
| Rigby |
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Um, don't get mad at me guys, but I kinda sent a bunch of stuff to the moon when you guys were in the house. |
| Rigby |
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[flashback] A bunch of baby ducks, send 'em to the moon, a soda machine that doesn't work, send 'em to the moon. |
| Benson |
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[Benson and Pops walk out of the house] Hey have you two seen Skips? |
| Mordecai |
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Rigby sent him to the moon. [Rigby punches Mordecai and Mordecai punches back infinately harder] |
| Benson |
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Wait what? |
| Mordecai |
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We accidentally sent Skips to the moon with this keyboard and now we have to get him back. [Benson laughs] |
| Pops |
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Oooo! I love the moon! |
| Skips |
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You should be doing what you just did. |
| Rigby |
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What? The flying or the hole? |
| Skips |
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What hole? |
| Rigby |
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[to Mordecai] Dude, get to The Power. He knows. |
| Skips |
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Knows what? |
| Mordecai |
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Nothing Skips, we were just getting back to work. Dude, kick it to max power. |
| Mordecai/Rigby | 5,6,7,8. [dancing] Using The Power in your face. Sending you back to your place. Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches. [series of boops and boo-eeps] Synchronized. Go away Skips, it's time for you to go away. | |
| Mordecai |
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It's time for you to go to your room. |
| Rigby |
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Yeah Skips, it's time for you to go to the moon. [Skips if sucked into a vortex] |
| Mordecai |
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Where'd he go? [to Rigby] did you just send Skips to the moon? |
| Mordecai |
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I can't believe I listened to you. I knew I should gone out to do some work, but no let's wrestle this stupid doll it'll be fun. |
| Rigby |
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But it was fun. |
| Mordecai |
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I mean, well yeah. But now there's a big hole in the wall. Dude, we're 23 years old we shouldn't be busting holes in walls. We're gonna get fired for this! |
| Rigby |
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You mean you're gonna get fired for this. |
| Mordecai |
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What?! |
| Rigby |
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You're the one who threw me too hard, you hole! |
| Mordecai |
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Don't call me a hole, you're the hole. You're the one who wanted to wrestle. |
| Rigby |
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OK, OK. Let's not blame anyone. Now, how in the H are we gonna fix this S? |
| Mordecai |
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I don't know man. We can't fix it [hole in wall], and we definitely can't pay for it because we don't have any money. Unless you have some money? |
| Rigby |
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No. Besides, I don't even know how much it cost to fix a hole like this. Probably a ton. |
| Mordecai |
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Exactly.Which leaves us with only one possible solution. We convince Benson to give us raises so we can afford to pay someone else to fix it. |
| Rigby |
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Dude, you are a genius. of course raises! |
| High Five Ghost |
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Wait, those aren't costumes? |
| Mordecai |
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No, we're totally ghosts. |
| Rigby |
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Yeah, your brother turned us into ghosts so we can sneak can and we wish you a happy birthday. |
| High Five Ghost |
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Oh no, this is bad. |
| Rigby |
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Yeah we're bad, we do whatever it takes to party. Haha! |
| Benson |
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First on the agenda is trophy talk: who gets the trophy on what day. I think this schedule is more than fair.[Skips walks in] Oh, perfect timing. |
| Skips |
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Look, I got something to say... I can't play in the tournament. |
| Benson |
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What?! |
| Mordecai |
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Why?! |
| Skips |
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I...I just can't, sorry. |
| Benson |
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Okay.. next on the agenda: losing, and how to deal with it. Because we're gonna lose. |
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