Reviews

A haggard cross between torture porn and an Asylum-quality cheapo monster flick, Shark Night 3D somehow misses every possible mark required to be an enjoyable B-movie.

If Sanctum is representative of James Cameron's vision for 3D cinema, we're all screwed.

3D technology does little to aid this half-assed conclusion to the too-long-running gore porn franchise.

Sucker Punch is Girl, Interrupted meets Moulin Rouge meets Prime Cut meets a Tomonobu Itagaki video game. It's also terrible.

George A. Romero may have finally dug up the Dead one time too many.

This independently-produced alien invasion snoozefest fails to impress on almost every level.

This is neither the supernatural action thriller, nor the Nicolas Cage train wreck you're looking for. Season of the Witch just kind of sucks.

If you didn't find Carrie and friends' vacuous sexcapades tiresome already, you almost certainly will by the end of this two-and-a-half hour debacle.

This lovable loser tale winds up squandering its good aspects in dire gross-out humor.

Soul Kitchen doesn't quite know whether it wants to be a comedy, a drama, or a farce, and unfortunately fails at being any of them.

Little about the original Straw Dogs cried out for a remake, especially one as gutless and weak-willed as this 2011 version.

The second of this year’s Snow White adaptations manages to not only bring nothing new to the table, but does it by shamelessly stealing from every other fantasy movie and show you undoubtedly enjoyed more the first time.

Laughable dialogue and a desperation for Oscar glory sink this long platitude of a movie.

The World May End, But the Rom-Com Cliches Don’t

A confusing and poorly-plotted sequel to 2009's surprise hit, Game Of Shadows retains little of its predecessor's charm.