Reviews

2 Stars - if you're lucky

The World May End, But the Rom-Com Cliches Don’t

Watch a "Transformers" DVD instead

The second of this year’s Snow White adaptations manages to not only bring nothing new to the table, but does it by shamelessly stealing from every other fantasy movie and show you undoubtedly enjoyed more the first time.

Tyler Perry’s seventh Madea film is probably the biggest role he’s written for his most famous character yet, and certainly it’s being sold as having broader appeal. But if you aren’t already on board with Perry’s cartoonish, often blindly offensive brand of humor yet, there’s nothing here for you.

Not Smart Or Funny Enough To Deserve A Vote

The Title May Say Watch, But You Don’t Have To

Unmemorable and Unnecessary Remake

A Moonshine War to Make You Long for “Boardwalk Empire”

A Pilot For A Show You Wouldn’t Watch

Another Dismal Effort from Gerard Butler

Theme Park Version of LA Confidential, The Untouchables and Other Real Movies

Contemporary Riff On "Chinatown" That Isn't In Its League

Even Dumber Than You're Expecting

As fan service, Breaking Dawn: Part 1 ably serves fans. But for those forcibly dragged to the theater along with those fans, only the absurd melodrama and psychedelic body horror will save your sanity.