Go and see The Lego Movie. Drop whatever you are doing and go and see The Lego Movie. Right now. Immediately. Get in a car or on a bus or run, don’t walk, to your nearest cinema to go and see The Lego Movie now. Do it. Vamanos.
I want to play a game. Your life is a lie, Cecil, but now comes your moment of truth. As a drug addict and a thief, you've preyed on the kindness of others to fuel your addiction. Today, we're bring the ugliness inside of you out into the open. Now, in order for you to stay alive, you have to match your face with the ugliness of your soul. Just lean forward into the knives with your face. Press hard enough, and you will release the arm and leg restraints that bind you. Press hard though, and you'll be free, or you can sit idly and bleed out on the floor. Live or die Cecil, make your choice.