Serenity Quotes (2005)

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Hoban Washburne If she doesn't get us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn through, this landing is going to get pretty interesting.
Malcolm Reynolds Define "interesting."
Hoban Washburne "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
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Malcolm Reynolds This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.
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Malcolm Reynolds Can you save the vector?
Hoban Washburne I'm trying, it's not enough!
Malcolm Reynolds Just...get us on the ground.
Hoban Washburne That part'll happen pretty definately.
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Jayne Cobb We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode.
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Malcolm Reynolds Hey little one. Understand your part in all this?
River Tam Do you?
Malcolm Reynolds This is what I do darlin'. This is what I do.
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Dr. Simon Tam Now River, stay behind the others. If there's fighting, drop to the floor or run away. It's okay to leave them to die.
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Malcolm Reynolds Doctor, I'm taking your sister on my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.
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Jayne Cobb Shiny. Let's be bad guys.
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Zoe Washburne Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look if up later.
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Jayne Cobb Boy, sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?
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River Tam I swallowed a bug.
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Kaylee Frye Don't pay anybody in advance. And don't ride in anything with a Capissen 38 engine, they fall right out of the sky.
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Kaylee Frye Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Malcolm Reynolds I can't know that!
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Fruity Oaty Bar Jingle Fruity Oaty Bars! Make a man out of a mouse! Fruity Oaty Bars! Make you bust out of your blouse! Eat them all the time! Let them blow your mind... ohh! Fruity Oaty Bars!
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Malcolm Reynolds What in the hell happened back there?
Hoban Washburne Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause... I don't think that's ever getting old.
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River Tam Put a bullet to me. Bullet in the brain pan, squish.
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Malcolm Reynolds Remember. If anything happens to me, or if you don't hear from me within the hour, you take this ship and you come and you rescue me.
Zoe Washburne What? Risk my ship?
Malcolm Reynolds I mean it. It's cold out there. And I don't wanna get left.
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Malcolm Reynolds Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony, and a plastic rocket, and...
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The Operative Captain Reynolds, I should tell you, so that you don't waste your time, you can't make me angry.
Inara Serra Please, spend an hour with him.
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Malcolm Reynolds You wanna run this ship?
Jayne Cobb Yes.
Malcolm Reynolds Well... you can't.
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Malcolm Reynolds You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten, they'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave.
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Malcolm Reynolds I aim to misbehave.
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Hoban Washburne I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
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Malcolm Reynolds You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turn of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she ought to fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.
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Malcolm Reynolds 'We've done the impossible and that makes us mighty.'
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River Tam People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.
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River Tam Put a bullet to me. Bullet in the brain pan. Squish!
  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $25,514,517
    Foreign +13,354,947
  • = total worldwide gross $38,869,464
  • - a reported budget of $39,000,000
  • = a -0.3% net profit of $-130,536
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