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| Mrs. Hudson | There's another bedroom upstairs, if you'll be needing two bedrooms. | |
| Dr. Watson |
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Of course we'll be needing two. |
| Mrs. Hudson | Oh, don't worry, there's all sorts round here. Mrs. Turner next door's got married ones. |
| Mrs, Hudson | I'm your landlady, dear, not your housekeeper. |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street. |
| Lestrade | I've still got questions. | |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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What now? I'm in shock, look I've got a blanket. |
| Dr. Watson |
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Have you talked to the police? |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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Four people are dead, there isn't time. |
| Dr. Watson |
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So why are you talking to me? |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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Mrs. Hudson took my skull. |
| Dr. Watson |
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So I'm basically filling in for your skull? |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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Relax, you're doing fine. |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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You can't just break into my flat. |
| Lestrade | You can't withhold evidence, and I didn't break in. | |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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Well, what do you call this then? |
| Lestrade | It's a drugs bust. |
| Mycroft Holmes |
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Most people blunder around this city, and all they see are streets and shops and cars. When you walk with Sherlock Holmes, you see the battlefield. |
| Anderson | According to someone the murderer has the case, and we found it in the hands of our favorite psychopath. | |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research. |
| Mrs. Hudson | Look at you, all happy. It's not decent. | |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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Who cares about decent? The game, Mrs. Hudson, is on! |
| Dr. Watson |
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Fun? There's a woman lying dead. |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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Perfectly sound analysis, but I was hoping you'd go deeper. |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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Four serial suicides, and now a note. Oh, it's Christmas! |
| Mr. Berwick | Without you, I'll get hung for this. | |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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No, no no, Mr. Berwick. Not at all. Hanged, yes. |
| Dr. Watson |
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Homeless network? |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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My eyes and ears, all over the city. |
| Dr. Watson |
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Ah, that's...clever. So you scratch their backs, and...? |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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Yes, then disinfect myself. |
| Dr. Watson |
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Fantastic. |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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Meretricious. |
| Lestrade | And a happy new year. |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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Ordinary people fill their heads with all kinds of rubbish. And that makes it hard to get to the stuff that matters. Do you see? |
| Dr. Watson |
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But it's the solar system! |
| Professor James Moriarty |
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So if you have what you say you have, I'll make you rich. If not, I'll make you into shoes. |
| Mycroft Holmes |
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My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart? |
| Dr. Watson |
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I don't know. |
| Mycroft Holmes |
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Neither do I. But initially he wanted to be a pirate. |
| Irene Adler |
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Look at those cheekbones. I could cut myself slapping that face. Would you like me to try? |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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Punch me in the face. |
| Dr. Watson |
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Punch you? |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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Yes. Punch me. In the face. Didn't you hear me? |
| Dr. Watson |
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I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext. |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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If I was to look at naked women, I'd borrow John's laptop. |
| Dr. Watson |
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You do borrow my laptop. |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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I confiscate it. |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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Look at them. They all care so much. Do you ever wonder if there's something wrong with us? |
| Mycroft Holmes |
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All lives end. All hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage... Sherlock. |
| Mycroft Holmes |
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Just once, can you two behave like grown ups? |
| Dr. Watson |
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We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants, so I wouldn't hold on to too much hope. |
| Irene Adler |
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Brainy is the new sexy. |
| Henry Knight | I heard you were bloody quick | |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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That's my job, now shut up and smoke. |
| Sherlock Holmes |
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(about James Moriarty) How long have I known him? Not really your best line of inquiry. We met twice, five minutes in total, I pulled a gun, he tried to blow me up. I felt we had a special something. |
| Dr. Watson |
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You told me once that you weren't a hero. There were times I didn't even think you were a human, but let me tell you this. You were the best man, the most human human being that I've ever known, and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie. There. Ah, so long, and I owe you so much. Oh, please, there's one more thing, one more thing. One more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don't be dead. Would you do that just for me, just stop it? Stop this. |
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