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Sidegrades: Red Planet vs. Mission to Mars

Only science can determine which voyage to Mars was superior.

Video posted by JoeyF on Sept. 13, 2011

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After contact is lost on the first manned mission to Mars, another team is sent out to investigate. Upon arrival, they find an ancient structure - a beacon created by some unknown civilization.

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lead_farmeron Sept. 13, 2011 at 11:04 a.m.

Is this a new feature? Woohoo

edit: Oh wait, forgot about the volcano movies.

tgammeton Sept. 13, 2011 at 11:11 a.m.

I'm unable to watch this at work, but my vote goes to Mission to Mars.

Christofferon Sept. 13, 2011 at 11:20 a.m.

Mars isn't big enough for both Tom Sizemore and Val Kilmer.

Can't say I remember these movies fondly but this was a great segment nonetheless.

Harmonicaon Sept. 13, 2011 at 11:23 a.m.

Wow, that was terrible. Mars movies are bad. And Garry Sinise looked ridicules.

Sidegrades is a really good feature though. Probably the best one on the site.

grayfox666on Sept. 13, 2011 at 11:25 a.m.

Mission to mars had aliens so come on its a win

VicRattleheadon Sept. 13, 2011 at 11:47 a.m.

that dude looks like he's wearing lip stick as well as eye liner :s

benitobbon Sept. 13, 2011 at 11:50 a.m.

Mission to Mars: Best On-Set FEAUD?????

Fixed it... Nice. Good video guys.

Polygon_Wizardon Sept. 13, 2011 at 12:05 p.m.

The only answer to this question is: "Yikes! Neither one!"

jasonefmonkon Sept. 13, 2011 at 12:05 p.m.

Never saw Mission to Mars, but I'll watch Red Planet every couple years for a few laughs.

OldGuyon Sept. 13, 2011 at 12:24 p.m.
@benitobb said:

Mission to Mars: Best On-Set FEAUD?????

Nice catch there... they get it rignt on the into title but muck it on on the score screen, but I didn't notice it (the old, "you know what it's supposed to be so your brain makes it that way even if it isn't" thing).
skrutopon Sept. 13, 2011 at 12:41 p.m.

Was it Mission to Mars that had the face? That's the winner.

Tartaruson Sept. 13, 2011 at 12:42 p.m.

I think Mission to Mars is a better film but there are some things about Red Planet that I find enjoyable.

twelve1784on Sept. 13, 2011 at 12:50 p.m.

Gary Sinise in eyeliner: "in made me upset"

LiquidSwordson Sept. 13, 2011 at 12:56 p.m.

Science! Space Showers!

Never noticed the guy-liner, OOF!

Jedtedon Sept. 13, 2011 at 1:04 p.m.

I haven't seen Red Planet but i enjoyed Mission to Mars.

Maysinon Sept. 13, 2011 at 1:16 p.m.

Great video! I remember seeing these in theaters and being very disappointed.

datarezon Sept. 13, 2011 at 1:21 p.m.

I enjoy Mission to Mars as the one of the few movies that gets the space opera feel just right.

What was the feud? I couldn't hear Rorie when he said something about exercise equipment.

drscotton Sept. 13, 2011 at 1:22 p.m.

Mission to Mars is great for me because it always triggers my imagination whenever I see it.

Jeffk38ukon Sept. 13, 2011 at 1:31 p.m.

CAn't quite say I agree with the final result but then I never watched Red Planet. Not fully anyway.

Beomooseon Sept. 13, 2011 at 1:47 p.m.

Mission to mars sucks because its a dumb, silly movie that takes itself WAY seriously. Also seriously mis-uses Don Cheadle

Red Planet is a dumb, silly movie which embraces its dumb and silly nature. Plus it has a cameo by Pathfinder/Sojourner. WIN

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