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| Wally | Like finding a needle in a fuck-stack. |
| Bill Pardy |
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Don't let them in your mouth! |
| Bill Pardy |
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Don't forget your guns. We don't want any lyme disease popping out at us. |
| Jack MacReady |
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Oh, ho ho ho. Ha ha fuckin' ha! |
| Bill Pardy |
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My easy-going nature is getting sorely fucking tested. |
| Tourneur | He looks likes something that fell off my dick during the war. |
| Jack MacReady |
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He's a goddamn Martian? |
| Bill Pardy |
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Martians is from Mars, Jack. |
| Jack MacReady |
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Or it's a general term meaning "outer-space fucker". |
| Bill Pardy |
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No it isn't! |
| Jack MacReady |
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Look it up, cocksucker! |
| Bill Pardy |
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Thank you for saving my ass back there. |
| Kylie Strutemyer |
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You're welcome. |
| Bill Pardy |
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Of course, when I tell that story, it's gonna be the other way around. |
| Bill Pardy |
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Two nights ago, a mare was stolen from this property owned by Fitzgibbon, that rancher with the cleft palate. |
| Wally | I know that guy, he looks like a chipmunk. | |
| Bill Pardy |
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Your momma wasn't too proud when you came out neither, Wally. |
| Jack MacReady |
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It's obvious the bastard's got lyme disease! |
| Bill Pardy |
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What? |
| Jack MacReady |
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Lyme disease. You touch some deer feces, and then you eat a sandwich without washing your hands. You got your lyme disease! |
| Bill Pardy |
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And that makes you look like a squid? |
| Jack MacReady |
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Bitch is hardcore. |
| Jack MacReady |
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If I weren't about to shit in my pants right now, I'd be fuckin' fascinated. |
| Bill Pardy |
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Grant looks like a squid, don’t know where he's gonna hide... Seaworld maybe. |
| Jack MacReady |
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We need to find this Grant, and I mean yesterday. Town council's lit a Roman Candle, stuck it up my ass. |
| Bill Pardy |
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Jack, your leisure activities ain't my business. |
| Bill Pardy |
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Well, now that is some fucked up shit. |
| Brenda Gutierrez |
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Something's wrong with me. |
| Bill Pardy |
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She packs a boxed lunch... |
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Box Office
Domestic $7,802,450 Foreign +$5,032,486 - = total worldwide gross $12,834,936
- - a reported budget of $15,000,000
- = a -14.4% net profit of $-2,165,064
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In today's dollars
Domestic $7,802,450 Foreign +5,032,486 - = total worldwide gross $12,834,936
- - a reported budget of $15,000,000
- = a -14.4% net profit of $-2,165,064
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