Snakes on a Plane Quotes (2006)

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Edit 00:42:23
Ken Who's your Daddy now, bitch!
Edit 00:54:52
Neville Flynn Look, Doc, people are dying up here. We need help fast.
Dr. Price Okay, just break open any blisters that form around the bites. Keep them clean.
Neville Flynn We're doing that. It doesn't seem to be doing much good.
Dr. Price Snakes don't attack unless they're provoked, right? Something up there is making them go crazy.
Neville Flynn Yeah, no shit. They're attacking everybody and everything up here. They're especially fond of those fucking leis.
Dr. Price Leis? Jesus, I don't know, uh... it could possibly be a pheromone. That's what female animals release to trigger mating behavior. It could also provoke serious hyperaggression, like some kind of drug.
Neville Flynn Well, that's good news. Snakes on crack!
Edit 01:22:46
Neville Flynn Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $34,020,814
    Foreign +28,001,200
  • = total worldwide gross $62,022,014
  • - a reported budget of $33,000,000
  • = a 87.9% net profit of $29,022,014
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