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| Spider-Man |
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Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man. |
| Norman Osborn |
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Peter? Don't tell Harry. |
| J. Jonah Jameson |
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"Spider-Man, Hero or Menace? Exclusive Daily Bugle Photos". |
| Spider-Man |
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Menace? He was protecting that armored truck... |
| J. Jonah Jameson |
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Tell you what Atticus, you take the pictures, I'll make up the headlines! Ok? Is that ok with you? |
| Spider-Man |
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Yes sir. |
| J. Jonah Jameson |
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Goody. |
| Betty Brant |
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Welcome to the Daily Bugle. |
| Spider-Man |
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Thanks. I'm Peter Parker. I'm a photographer. |
| Betty Brant |
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Yes, I can see that. |
| Norman Osborn |
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The one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail. |
| Harry Osborn |
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Where do you go all the time? |
| Spider-Man |
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Around... |
| Mary Jane Watson |
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I wanna... act. On stage. |
| Spider-Man |
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Really? Well that's perfect. You were awesome in all the school plays. |
| Mary Jane Watson |
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Really? |
| Spider-Man |
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Yeah. I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella. |
| Mary Jane Watson |
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Peter, that was first grade. |
| Spider-Man |
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Well, even so... |
| Norman Osborn |
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A word to the "not-so-wise" about your little girlfriend. Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast. |
| Spider-Man |
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Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho. |
| Ben Parker |
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Peter, look. You're changing. I know. I went through exactly the same thing at your age. |
| Spider-Man |
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No. Not exactly. |
| Mary Jane Watson |
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Who are you? |
| Spider-Man |
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You know who I am. |
| Mary Jane Watson |
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I do? |
| Spider-Man |
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Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. |
| Spider-Man |
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I want you to know, that I will always be there for you; I will always be there to take care of you. I promise you that. I will always be your friend. |
| Mary Jane Watson |
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Only a friend, Peter Parker? |
| Spider-Man |
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That's all I have to give... |
| Ben Parker |
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[to Peter Parker] This guy, Flash Thompson, he probably deserved what happened. But just because you can beat him up doesn't give you to right to. Remember, with great power, comes great responsibility. |
| Hoffman | We've got a page six problem. | |
| J. Jonah Jameson |
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We've got a page one problem, shut up. |
| Harry Osborn |
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One day Spider-Man will pay. I swear on my father's grave Spider-Man will pay. |
| Norman Osborn |
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[singing] The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out. |
| Spider-Man |
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You don't trust anyone, that's your problem. |
| J. Jonah Jameson |
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I trust my barber. |
| Norman Osborn |
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Wake up, little spider, wake up. No, you're not dead...yet, just paralyzed...temporarily. You're an amazing creature, Spider-Man. You and I are not so different. |
| Spider-Man |
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I'm not like you. You're a murderer. |
| Norman Osborn |
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Well...to each his own. I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more then a hero...is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually, they will hate you. Why bother? |
| Spider-Man |
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Because, it's right. |
| Norman Osborn |
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Here's the real truth. There are eight million people in this city, and those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose, of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders. You and me. We're *exceptional*. I could squash you like a bug right now. But I'm offering you a choice: join me. Imagine what we could accomplish together, what we could create...or we could destroy, cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle again, again, and again until we're both *dead*! Is that what you want? Think about it, hero! |
| Flash Thompson |
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[to Peter Parker/Spider-Man] Think you're pretty funny, don't you, freak? |
| Mary Jane Watson |
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Flash, it was just an accident! |
| Flash Thompson |
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My fist breaking your teeth, that's the accident. |
| Mary Jane Watson |
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C'mon, Flash, stop! |
| Spider-Man |
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I don't want to fight you, Flash. |
| Flash Thompson |
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I wouldn't want to fight me, neither. |
| Peter Parker | Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander. | |
| J. Jonah Jameson |
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It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's *libel*. |
| J. Jonah Jameson |
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[to Peter Parker/Spider-Man] No jobs! Freelance! Best thing in the world for a kid your age. You bring me some more pictures of that newspaper-selling clown, maybe I'll take 'em off your hands. But I never said you have a job. *Meat*. I'll send you a nice box of Christmas meat. It's the best I can do. Get out of here. |
| Joseph Robertson |
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Look we can barely get a glimpse of him [Spider-Man]. |
| J. Jonah Jameson |
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Awww. What is he, shy? If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo. Put it up on the front page: "Cash Money For a Picture of Spider-Man!" He doesn't wanna be famous? Then I'll make him *infamous*! |
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Box Office
Domestic $403,706,375 Foreign +$418,002,176 - = total worldwide gross $821,708,551
- - a reported budget of $139,000,000
- = a 491.2% net profit of $682,708,551
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In today's dollars
Domestic $403,706,375 Foreign +418,002,176 - = total worldwide gross $821,708,551
- - a reported budget of $139,000,000
- = a 491.2% net profit of $682,708,551
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