The A-Team Quotes (2010)

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Corrupt Mexican Police Officer Next time, amigo, plan ahead.
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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith Time, Lynch. Give me a minute and I'm good. If I've got an hour, I'm great. You give me six months, I'm unbeatable.
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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith [After escaping being burned alive, in a cremator] So, Satan walks into this bar... [cremator faints]
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck I take it you didn't get religion inside.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith Nooooo. I got revenge.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck Good. I know a couple guys that'll feel the exact same way.
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck How did you know that once that door was extracted that it would take his weight?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith I just did. He's... you know, he's what, 225, 230 pounds?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck 230, yeah.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith Remember the gag we did in Venezuela seven years ago?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck Venezuela. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was a midget.
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Mental Patient 2 Look, it's 3D, man!
Mental Patient 3 I'm sick of 3D.
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Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock You guys should see these bullets in 3D!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus Murdock, get in here!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock It's like we're actually being shot at!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus You are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!
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Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock Did you see that? That's my diversion. They die on this version.
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck If we're under 20,000 feet, we can still breathe, right?
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus What are you talking about, 20,000 feet?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith Let's fire up the old weapons system.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus What the hell, man.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck Hey, Bosco, it's a little stuffy. I'm gonna pop a window!
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CIA Agent You realize she's DoD.
Lynch I don't care if she's G-O-D. Do it.
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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith Because overkill is underrated, my friend.
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Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus "Victory attained by violence is tantamount to defeat, for it is momentary."
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith Ghandi. [B.A. nods] "It is better to be violent if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence."
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus Who said that?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith Same guy. Ghandi wasn't afraid to fight for the things he believed in. What is it you believe in, B.A.?
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Captain "Howlin Mad" Murdock Who has the most to lose on this, Face? Me. And I trust you.
Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck Yeah, I know... [laughs] but you're crazy.
Captain HM "Howlin Mad" Murdock [places metal helmet on the table] Not that crazy.
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Pike Jeez, close friends and bullets, where are they when you need them?
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Pike Don't take his personally, but look here, [points at his assault rifle muzzle] smile, wait for the flash.
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Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus How are you feeling, man?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock Not... not good. I feel sane.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus [laughs] I should have shot you in the head a long time ago.
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Colonel Lynch Gentlemen. The Central Intelligence Agency believes in and evinces a profound moral ethic as well as an unshakable professional standard. As such, we would like to extend our most sincere apologies for what's happened here. Good day and God bless.
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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith I never got your name.
Colonel Lynch My name is Lynch.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith Of course it is.
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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith Remember, boys, no matter how random things might appear, there's still a plan... kid.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck Well, I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but... uh... [removes key from his mouth] [everyone laughs]
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus Yeah.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck I love it when a plan comes together.
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Narrator Still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.
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Murdock (After Baracus almost fell out of the helicopter Murdock is piloting) Close the door! I know you're airborne rangers, but that was ridiculous!
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Flight Control Commander (Watching the A-Team, who are freefalling in a tank as they fire the main gun) Are they trying to shoot down the other drone?
Captain Charisa Rosa No, they're trying to fly that tank.
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B.A. Baracus [While looking at Hannibal's plan] Oh, hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!
Murdock This is bat shit insight! It's perfect!
Face This is beyond nuts, boss.
Hannibal (laughs) It gets better.
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Hannibal [To slow the tank down during freefall] Fire everything!
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Captain "Howlin Mad" Murdock [as the stolen plane they're is is being attacked by unmanned drones] If you look out of the right side of the aircraft, you will notice that the right wing is on fire.
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Sgt Bosco "BA" Baracus (Taking a pill Murdock offered him while the team are stealing a cargo plane) This gon' knock me out? 'Cause if it don't I'ma knock YOU out!
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Captain "Howlin Mad" Murdock (Imitating Mel Gibson in BraveHeart) "What Would You give,for one chance, To come back here, and tell our enemies, that they can take our lives, but they can never take our FREEDOM!
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Capt. Charisa Sosa They are the best, and they specialize in the ridiculous.
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Hannibal I love it when a plan comes together.
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Charisa Rosa (As Murdock and the A-Team begin to take off in a C-130, Charisa's driver drives towards the plane on the runway, in front of the C-130) Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Murdock Face, your girlfriend's back.
Charisa Rosa Reverse, now! We gotta get out of here! Move your ass!
Murdock The C-130 versus the Mercedes Benz!
Hannibal Knock it off, Murdock!
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Murdock Hang on, everybody! I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!
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Murdock (While hanging from a slowly spinning helicopter blade) ♪You spin me right round baby, right round!♪
  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $77,222,099
    Foreign +100,016,697
  • = total worldwide gross $177,238,796
  • - a reported budget of $110,000,000
  • = a 61.1% net profit of $67,238,796
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