Hey...have you been following me?
...Perhaps. You...intrigue me. Mortal lives, they are so fragile. Yet you do not seem to accept that.
Pepper. Guess who I ticked off this morning. Here's a hint: his name rhymes with boom.
You are not getting this, are you? Weapons don't solve problems, they only make problems worse.
Wake up. How exactly do you think our problems are going to get worse? You've seen what's out there. The tech HYDRA's got. Super villains coming out of the woodwork. Monsters like the Hulk. We need Tony Stark more than we need some armored vigilante. You can't do this alone, you're only one man.
One of me is more than enough.
I'm out of the weapons making game, Rhodey. You're looking at a kinder, gentler Tony Stark.
That fights super villains.
I'm not worried about the armor, Rhodey. I'm worried about him. He's all alone out there, against the people who stole his technology. Tony is out there all by himself, and there's nothing that we can do to help him. I understand why he feels he has to do this. I just don't understand why he has to do it alone.
JARVIS, make a note. Remind me not to wake up in the morning. Ever again.
Should Asgard be threatened, I will be here. But until then, I choose Earth.
All transpires as you planned. Neither Thor nor Odin is aware of what is happening.
Of course they're not. It is my plan, after all. No one is ready for what comes next.
Reports of officers down. All units respond to a possible Code Blue.
Code Blue? Never heard of that.
I have. Super villains.
I have felt your wrath, Frost Giants. Now you shall feel mine! FOR ASGARD!
You should both run now, 'cause you just made me angry.
Really? Because from where I'm standing, you look more 'beat up' than 'angry'.
The Hulk, he's a monster, right? I mean, that's what they told us. That's what everyone thinks. Military and SHIELD have been chasing him for years, he's caused untold destruction. He's a monster.
What do you think?
Why did the Hulk save that ship? He could have just escaped. I saw it, he had a way out. But he saved my crew instead. Why?
You're a SHIELD agent, right?
Maybe the thing you should be asking is what SHIELD and the Hulkbusters want the Hulk for. Open your eyes. Look around this place. Look at the monsters here. Do you really think the Cube is a jail? And now they have samples of my blood, the Hulk's blood. You think they want to cure me? They don't. They want to make more of me.
Still doing Zemo's dirty work, Skull?
No, no. I have stopped looking for the relics of this world. Today, I take the power of another one.
Today, Earth's mightiest hero fell in the line of duty. Farewell, Captain America, wherever you are!
Kang the Conqueror
No. Not where. When.
(talking about Captain America's shield) They should make that thing standard issue.
Sorry, Sarge. It's one of a kind.
This is the end of the line, boys. Our job is to take down Hydra's science base, and we've already got a man on the inside to get us in. Now, let's go show the Red Skull that his day is over!
Oh. Well, I guess you are okay. Nevermind.
Jan! I'm fine. Oh, but I do need a favor. There are a couple mercenaries out on the beach, I shrank them down. Can you just make sure the ants don't eat them? Thanks.
EAT them? Ew...
Let me guess. An ant told you what was going on.
A termite, actually.
So you two go home, and think about how you're going to help super villains have comfier jail cells. Because we'll still be here, making the world safe.
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