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The Best Part Of Constantine: Shia LaShuttlecock

Shia Labeouf loves to say no...he also dies horribly in Constantine.

Video posted by JoeyF on Nov. 3, 2011

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A sort of exorcist, John Constantine must work against the forces of Hell to stop the early birth of the Antichrist. He also flips off Satan, and makes a gun out of gold and a cane. It's in the form of a cross, and shoots shotgun shells. Cool, right?

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56 Comments
risselesson Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:09 p.m.

Thank you for posting this. Shia Labeouf dying horribly is a fantasy of mine.

Also, I already have the quest. Sorry everyone.

sissylionon Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:11 p.m.

Oh, Joey.

Lan115on Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:15 p.m.

I approve of this editing.

VilhelmNielsenon Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:24 p.m.

I've seen Constantine, and somehow I didn't know Shia LaBøf was in it.

WiqidBritton Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:27 p.m.

@VilhelmNielsen: same here

ProjektGillon Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:27 p.m.

Oh Joey. Always with the fantastic editor cuts. This may rival Brad Pitt-Pong as my new favourite.

LiquidSwordson Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:27 p.m.

HAHAHA! Good one Joey!

Christinaon Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:28 p.m.

I legitimately love this film, and this video!

PJon Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:29 p.m.

@risseless said:

Thank you for posting this. Shia Labeouf dying horribly is a fantasy of mine.

Right there with you buddy.

I really don't hate actors since its just a waste of time but Shit LaBalls is just so fucking annoying and comes off like the biggesd knobhead in everything he does.

endaroundon Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:31 p.m.

Given how often he gets beaten down this is just a typical day for the Beef.

csl316on Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:32 p.m.

This provided me with more entertainment than that whole movie did.

I remember giving it a 1 out of 5 back in my college paper. Fancy floating Shia and all.

tgammeton Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:34 p.m.

I really wish that Constantine sequel would get off the ground. I love the books, but I'm no purist. This film was enjoyable as hell to watch. I think a return to both Constantine and Papa Midnight would be great to do.

Mr_skeletonon Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:35 p.m.

I wish this was the ending of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.

Jeffk38ukon Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:40 p.m.

Huh, I forgot he was in that movie.

VicRattleheadon Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:40 p.m.

I wish this was his scenes in the three transformers movies :|

SSullyon Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:47 p.m.

I approve of this video

TheHTon Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:53 p.m.

@endaround said:

Given how often he gets beaten down this is just a typical day for the Beef.

Zing!

TreyoftheDeadon Nov. 3, 2011 at 1:59 p.m.

I may have to bookmark this clip and watch/relish in it after each time I view Indy 4.

Mentoon Nov. 3, 2011 at 2:06 p.m.

Fantastic. I approve of Joey's edits.

I hope that when this appears on the "best internet clips" from Attack of the Show et al, they decide to credit Screened.com (and Joey) this time.

MisterMouseon Nov. 3, 2011 at 2:09 p.m.

I have to admit... I laughed.

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