Damn, I know I shouldn't deride BBT, but I can't help it. This is how I envision a typical BBT script:
Nerd Guy #1 walks into the room wearing a video-game themed t-shirt, or possibly a lab coat... 'cause science.
Nerd Guy: Hey, gang! *Insert Star Wars reference* [Wait 45 minutes for the laugh-track to peter out]
Other Nerdy Interlocutor: Hey, [Nerd's name here]! *Insert Star Trek reference* [Wait another billion years for the laugh-track to perish]
Rinse and repeat above process until everybody watching the show succumbs to the vapidity of our narrative and mercifully kill themselves.