The Fifth Element Quotes (1997)

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Leeloo Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas Yeah, we call it human nature.
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Korben Dallas Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
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Priest Vito Cornelius You're a monster, Zorg.
Zorg I know.
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Police Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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Zorg A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
Mangalore Aknot We are warriors, not merchants.
Zorg But you can still count. Look it's easy. Look at my fingers, four stones: four crates, zero stones: zero crates! Pack everything up we're out of here.
Mangalore Aknot We risked our lives! I think a little compensation is in order.
Zorg Oh, so you are merchants after all. Leave them one crate for the cause.
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Priest Vito Cornelius Weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations.
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Leeloo I don't know love. I was built to protect not to love, so there is no use for me other than this.
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Leeloo Leeloo Dallas multipass.
Korben Dallas Yeah.
Leeloo Multipass.
Korben Dallas Multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
Leeloo Multipass
Korben Dallas We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen...
Leeloo Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.
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Zorg I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one.
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Korben's Mom Oh, please. That doesn't even sound like him! The President's an idiot, you don't sound like an idiot. If you don't wanna talk to your mother, just avoid me like usual, huh? I'll just throw myself in traffic. I'll just Saran Wrap myself to the bed and pretend my child is suffocating me...
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Zorg Torture who you have to, the President, I don't care. Just bring me the stones. You have one hour.
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Hostess You have a seat reserved, front row, next to RU-BY RHOD! He's so talented, don't you think? I just love him... he's so sexy...
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Ruby Rod We'll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is the stud muffin's middle name. So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?
Korben Dallas Not really.
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Attendant Mr. Rod, you are going to have to assume your individual position.
Ruby Rhod I don't one one position, I want all positions!
  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $63,820,180
    Foreign +200,100,000
  • = total worldwide gross $263,920,180
  • - a reported budget of $90,000,000
  • = a 193.2% net profit of $173,920,180
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