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| Matthew | That's not funny! | |
| Danielle | It's a little funny. |
| Kelly | You wanna be president? Well let me tell you the first rule of politics: Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. |
| Danielle | I'm all wet, can I come inside? |
| Hugo Posh's Parrot | Cradle the balls! |
| Danielle | Do you wanna fuck me? |
| Eli | God, I just wanna bang hot chicks! |
| Eli | I just gotta fuck something. |
| Kelly | Hey, you know who's got the killer bud? |
| Matthew Kidman | I just want you to know that I know who you really are, and you're better than this |
| Matthew Kidman | Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically being a fucking boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your future, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about. |
| Danielle | What's the craziest thing you've done lately? |
| Klitz | Dude, I'm kind of uncomfortable watching this with you. | |
| Eli | Shh... Dude, learn to like it. |
| Eli | Dude, don't mess this up. | |
| Matthew | Mess what up? | |
| Eli | Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast! | |
| Matthew | Eli, I like this girl. | |
| Eli | And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass. | |
| Matthew | Eli, you're never going to see her again. | |
| Eli | Oh, you know what? Fine! | |
| Matthew | Fine! | |
| Eli | Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! Fuck her for me! For me! |
| Eli | Dude! | |
| Matthew | I know. | |
| Eli | Dude! | |
| Matthew | I know. |
| Mrs. Kidman | Eli, do those girls go to your school? | |
| Eli | Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars. |
| Danielle | Thank you. | |
| Matthew | For what? | |
| Danielle | I never went to prom. |
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Box Office
Domestic $14,589,444 Foreign +$15,821,739 - = total worldwide gross $30,411,183
- - a reported budget of $21,000,000
- = a 44.8% net profit of $9,411,183
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In today's dollars
Domestic $14,589,444 Foreign +15,821,739 - = total worldwide gross $30,411,183
- - a reported budget of $21,000,000
- = a 44.8% net profit of $9,411,183
