The Goonies Quotes (1985)

Add a New Quote
Edit 00:00:00
Sloth Heeeeeeeeey youuuuuuuu guuuuuuuuuuuuys!
Edit 00:00:00
Heeeeeeeeey youuuuuuuu guuuuuuuuuuuuys!
Edit --:--:--
Sloth Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!
Edit --:--:--
Clarke "Mouth" Devereaux First you gotta do the truffle shuffle
Edit --:--:--
Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen It's a Stiff!
Edit --:--:--
Clarke "Mouth" Devereaux Jerk Alert!
Edit --:--:--
Richard "Data" Wang (with stereotypical Asian accent) That's what I said! Booty traps!
Edit --:--:--
Troy Andy! You Goonie!!!
Edit --:--:--
Clarke "Mouth" Devereaux This place is a summer restaurant? Looks like it hasn't been open for ten summers.
Clarke "Mouth" Devereaux Why don't we just put chocolate over the floor and let chunk eat his way through?
Edit --:--:--
Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen No...Captain Chunk!
Edit --:--:--
Richard "Data" Wang Holy S.H.I.T!
Clarke "Mouth" Devereaux Hey Mikey, need to go to the bathroom?
Edit --:--:--
Mama Fratelli the only thing we serve here is tongue. *puts knife close to Mouths tongue* You boys like tongue?
Edit --:--:--
Clarke "Mouth" Devereaux Hey chunk, I have some naked pictures of your mom, taking a bath. Wanna buy 'em?
Edit --:--:--
Brandon "Brand" Walsh Clark, if god made them all that way, we'd be pissing in our faces!
Edit --:--:--
Richard "Data" Wang Pincers of Peril. You guys! I've been saved by my Pincers of Peril!
Edit --:--:--
Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen ugh! You smell like Phys. Ed!
Edit --:--:--
Clarke "Mouth" Devereaux (In Spanish) If you do a terrible job, you will be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.
Edit --:--:--
Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen You're not going to believe me. There were these two cop cars, chasing this real neat ORV, there bullets flying all over the place; it was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
Michael Walsh More amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom?
Brandon "Brand" Walsh More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire?
Clarke "Mouth" Devereaux Yeah, and more amazing than the time you ate you're weight in Godfather's Pizza?
Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen Alright Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom...but his sister did!
Edit --:--:--
Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen *With his mouth full* Do you think your mom's gonna notice?
Michael Walsh What?
Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen *In hebrew with his mouth full* Do you think your mom's gonna notice?
Michael Walsh I wonder if she'll notice.
Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen *With his mouth full* That's what I said!
Michael Walsh Of course she'll notice! She notices everything!
Edit --:--:--
Clarke "Mouth" Devereaux *behind a painting* Mikey! Mikey! Come here and make me feel like a woman. Come here and give me a real kiss! *Sticks his tongue through a hole in painting*
Edit --:--:--
Clarke "Mouth" Devereaux (in Spanish) The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed in the second. The heroin in the bottom. Always separate the drugs.
Edit --:--:--
Clarke "Mouth" Devereaux Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.
  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $61,389,680
  • = total worldwide gross $61,389,680
  • - a reported budget of $19,000,000
  • = a 223.1% net profit of $42,389,680
Top Editors
help  |  terms and conditions  |  privacy  |  advertise  |  rss

Submissions can take several hours to be approved.

Save ChangesCancel