| Doctor Parnassus | Percy, what would I do without you? | |
| Percy | Get a midget. |
| Tony | Can you put a price on your dreams? |
| Imaginarium Tony #1 | Nothing is permanent, not even death. |
| Tony | Don't believe everything you read. Especially The Mirror. |
| Dr. Parnassus | Don't believe everything you read. Especially The Mirror. | |
| Mr. Nick | That's a weak hypothesis. |
| Percy | Telling the truth... always a bad idea. |
| Domestic | $7,673,525 |
| Foreign | +$51,700,961 |
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| Domestic | $7,673,525 |
| Foreign | +51,700,961 |