The Mechanic

Topic started by Alex on Jan. 26, 2011. Last post by StormtrooprDave 2 years, 3 months ago.
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Did you know that The Mechanic is a remake of a barely acknowledged 1972 Charles Bronson B-movie of the same name? It's not required knowledge by any stretch, but the original film, for all its peculiar pacing, oddball performances--most notably from Jan-Michael Vincent, who you likely just know as "that dude from Airwolf--and low-budget action sequences, was actually a pretty decent little revenge flick, with an ending that was oddly, interestingly poetic.
 
Again, unless you're one of the rare few that's actually seen the original, none of that really matters if you plan to go see director Simon West's remake. It has little to directly compare with its inspiration, beyond similar character names, a similar primary revenge plot, and a few visual callbacks. For the most part, this movie is as uniquely a Jason Statham movie--which is practically its own genre at this point--as any Charles Bronson movie was during his heyday. That West seems to have little interest in anything beyond showing assassins being very good at killing people in increasingly violent and over-the-top ways suits Statham and his abilities as an action star just fine. People die, Stath quips grumpily, lather, rinse, repeat for 90 minutes, and call it an action movie.
 
At least the action is good. As a mechanic (def: hitman) of almost superhuman ability, Statham's Arthur Bishop is fun to watch as he lays painstakingly precise waste to whatever target he's assigned by the shadowy corporation that employs him. It's when that tricky little thing known as plot comes around that The Mechanic falters. 
 
It starts out OK, with Statham forced to off his longtime liaison at the company (a wheelchair-bound Donald Sutherland). The CEO of Killing People Inc., played with appropriate unseemliness by Tony Goldwyn, says Sutherland's gone rogue due to mounting debts, leaving Statham with little choice but to execute his pal. But once the job's done, perhaps feeling a bit of remorse, he does something antithetical to his stoic, relationship-free lifestyle: He takes Sutherland's troubled son ( Ben Foster) under his wing, and offers to train him in the deadly arts.
 
Quickly, too. The Mechanic is nothing if not efficient in getting you from Point Stabbing to Point Gunshot Wound and back again in brisk fashion, even if the story ends up lurching around awkwardly in the process. West uses Statham and Foster as instruments of near-invincible killing prowess almost from the get-go. Foster's one nearly-botched assignment--a debut assassination of a rival assassin with the build of an offensive lineman and a penchant for twinky young boys--doesn't even register much tension when things start to go haywire. Still, it's a fun, brutal fight, sandwiched between many good brawls, bludgeonings and bullet-riddlings. West shoots the action with a cold but fast-paced effectiveness, and manages to offer up a good bit of blood (of the CGI variety) and painful looking deaths. 
 
It's that lack of tension, and the film's inability to engage the audience with even a modicum of story that occasionally threatens to derail the movie. While I certainly enjoyed the script's series of early-on tag-team assassinations, the movie doesn't even get the trailer's much-promoted revenge plot going until nearly an hour in, and that comes about in the most hyper-convenient, overly coincidental way imaginable. And then when it's eventually time to go kill Tony Goldwyn--this is not a spoiler, it's right there in the ads--at no point do Statham and Foster seem to even be in an iota of peril. How could they be? They're the world's greatest assassins. 
 
Maybe it's symptomatic of Jason Statham's current career path that I went into The Mechanic more or less expecting exactly what I got: A plot-thin, violence-heavy romp that runs the gamut of Statham's acting range. Namely, pleasantly gruff, stoically gruff, and just plain old gruff-gruff. He and Ben Foster are a good team, especially given that Foster dials down his penchant for insane overacting here. The trouble is that their pairing doesn't lead to much beyond some decently constructed action sequences and enfeebled attempts at plot twists. If you go to The Mechanic, go for the action. Just don't expect much from the clunker of a plot. I guess a good script mechanic really is hard to find.
Post by tobygw (5 posts) See mini bio
The title of this movie could have served for a clever pun. I am disapoint.
Post by VodunValkyrie (361 posts) See mini bio
I think I want to watch this now.
Post by PatVB (3,546 posts) See mini bio
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This sounds pretty awesome, but nothing will ever top Crank and Crank 2 as the greatest Stath-films ever made.
Post by gla55jAw (176 posts) See mini bio
All of Statham's movies seem to be good. Not great. Not terrible, but good and entertaining enough to watch. I won't go to theaters to see this, but I'll definitely Netflix it when it comes out.
Post by MarkWahlberg (464 posts) See mini bio
CG fireball yaaay....
Post by drscott (99 posts) See mini bio
"...Statham-brand grimacing."  SOLD!
Post by nick_verissimo (23 posts) See mini bio
I just noticed that the poster has a gun made up of other guns. SOLD!!!
Post by keegan (225 posts) See mini bio
still waiting for Staham's big moment. That one big movie that really cements him as a top billing type of guy.
Post by cooljammer00 (327 posts) See mini bio
"I guess a good script mechanic really is hard to find."   
 
Did Rorie write this review or something? :-D
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Post by DG991 (142 posts) See mini bio
Imma see this movie... 
Post by TheCheese33 (109 posts) See mini bio
@pat4327 said:
" This sounds pretty awesome, but nothing will ever top Crank and Crank 2 as the greatest Stath-films ever made. "
Crank 2 was the worst movie I've ever watched on Netflix Instant. And I've watched almost all of Uwe Boll's movies there, so that's saying something.
Post by Skald (365 posts) See mini bio
Statham being Statham in a Statham movie? I'll pass.
Post by PatVB (3,546 posts) See mini bio
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@TheCheese33: It's definitely not for everyone, and you have to know what to expect before seeing it. I thought Crank was the worst, stupidest movie ever made when I first saw it, but the second time I knew what was coming and embraced the ridiculousness of it all.
Post by ez123 (12 posts) See mini bio
@pat4327:  Well, nothing is for everyone.  The only thing I would say about the Cranks is that anyone who wants to be entertained should watch them(or at least 1).  The "go in expecting this" or "leave your brain at the door" stuff is so fake.  You either like it or not.  Personally, I think they're awesome, no caveat needed.
 
Plus they're both at least 60% RT so liking them isn't really seen as an insane opinion or anything.
Post by Undeadpool (713 posts) See mini bio
Seems like The Transporter, but rated-R. Which is actually why I might want to see it. How does it compare to The Expendables?
Post by MrMazz (1,543 posts) See mini bio
so its a Jason Stathom movie well i know what to expect. Man I love the end of the first Mechanic and the only reason I know of the movie is my dad for some reason loves the movie. 
Post by PatVB (3,546 posts) See mini bio
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@ez123: Yeah that's actually a really good point. I think the first time I saw Crank I just wasn't mature enough to appreciate the insanity that pervades the Crank series. I do, however, recommend that everyone see that first one before seeing the second, if only to get used to Crank's particular brand of madness.
Post by Alex (325 posts) See mini bio
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@MrMazz: 
 
No spoilers, but if you really loved the ending of the first movie, you might kinda hate this one. Same idea, but way hackier execution.
Video Feature: January 2011 Releases

January...movies are coming out.

The Mechanic Trailer

Jason Statham plays a hitman. No, seriously! This time he's teaming up with Ben Foster in a remake of the 1970s Charles Bronson flick of the same name.

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Name The Mechanic
US Release Jan. 28, 2011
UK Release Jan. 28, 2011
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Runtime 93
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  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $29,121,498
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  • = total worldwide gross $51,070,807
  • - a reported budget of $40,000,000
  • = a 27.7% net profit of $11,070,807
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