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| Mark Zuckerberg |
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There's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated. |
| Gage | Your best friend is suing you for 600 million dollars. | |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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I didn't know that; tell me more! |
| Tyler Winklevoss | [Talking about the physical stature of he and his twin] I'm 6'5", 220 pounds, and there are two of me. |
| Erica Albright | The internet's written in ink, Mark. It's not written in pencil. |
| Erica Albright | You're going to be successful, and rich. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a geek. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole. |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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As for any charges stemming from the breach of security, I believe I deserve some recognition from this board. |
| Ad Board Chairwoman | I'm sorry? | |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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Yes. |
| Ad Board Chairwoman | I don't understand... | |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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Which part? |
| Ad Board Chairwoman | You believe you deserve some recognition? | |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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I pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system. |
| K.C. | Seven different people spammed me the same link. | |
| K.C.'s Friend | What is it? | |
| K.C. | I don't know, but I'm really hoping it's cats that look like Hitler 'cause I can never get enough of that. |
| Gage | In the 16th email you raised concerns about the site's functionality. Were you leading them on for six weeks? | |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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No. |
| Gage | Then why didn't you raise any of these concerns before? | |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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[looks out window] It's raining. |
| Gage | I'm sorry? | |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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It just started raining. |
| Eduardo Saverin |
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Sorry, my Prada is at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douche bag! |
| Erica Albright |
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I think we should just be friends. |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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I don't want friends. |
| Erica Albright |
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I was being polite, I had no intention of being friends with you. |
| Marylin Delpy |
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The site got 2200 hits within 2 hours? |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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Thousand. |
| Marylin Delpy |
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I'm sorry? |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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Twenty-two *thousand*. |
| Eduardo Saverin |
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You better lawyer up, asshole, because I'm not coming back for the 34%. I'm coming back for everything! |
| Sean Parker |
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A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? |
| Eduardo Saverin |
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You? |
| Sean Parker |
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A billion dollars. |
| Erica Albright |
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Dating you is like dating a Stairmaster. |
| Marylin Delpy |
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You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be. |
| Eduardo Saverin |
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I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough. |
| Gage | Did you initially give $1000 to be used in the start-up of thefacebook.com? | |
| Eduardo Saverin |
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Yes. |
| Gage | And then did you also give an additional $18000 after that? | |
| Eduardo Saverin |
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Yes. |
| Gage | So $1000 plus $18000 makes a total of $19000 that you gave... | |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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Hang on. [starts scribbling] Just checking your math there... yeah, I got the same thing. |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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I need to do something substantial in order to get the attention of the clubs. |
| Erica Albright |
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Why? |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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Because they're exclusive and fun, and they lead to a better life. |
| Bob | You know, I could swear he was looking at you when he said the next Bill Gates could be right in this room. | |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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I doubt it. |
| Bob | I showed up late. I don't even know who he was. | |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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It was Bill Gates. |
| Bob | Oh shit, that makes sense. |
| Gage | Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention? | |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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[stares out the window] No. |
| Gage | Do you think I deserve it? | |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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[looks at the lawyer] What? |
| Gage | Do you think I deserve your full attention? | |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to purjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no. |
| Gage | Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention. | |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. [pauses] Did I adequately answer your condescending question? |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
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We don't know what it can be, we don't know what it will be, we know that it is cool. |
| Erica Albright | You write your snide bullshit from a dark room because that's what the angry do nowadays. |
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Box Office
Domestic $96,962,694 Foreign +$127,957,621 - = total worldwide gross $224,920,315
- - a reported budget of $40,000,000
- = a 462.3% net profit of $184,920,315
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In today's dollars
Domestic $96,962,694 Foreign +127,957,621 - = total worldwide gross $224,920,315
- - a reported budget of $40,000,000
- = a 462.3% net profit of $184,920,315
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