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| Balthazar Blake |
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Love is a distraction. Sorcery requires complete focus. |
| Balthazar Blake |
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You will not control your magic if you will not control yourself. |
| Drake Stone | Can't have anyone hearin' your girly cries, right? |
| Narrator | The war between Sorcerers was fought in the shadows of history, and the fate of mankind rested with the just and powerful Merlin. He told his secrets to three trusted apprentices: Balthazar, Veronica, and Horvath. He should have trusted only two. |
| Veronica |
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Balthazar, what have you done? |
| Balthazar Blake |
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The same thing you did for me. |
| Dave | I'm afraid of flying on planes! | |
| Balthazar Blake |
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Well, today's your lucky day, 'cause I brought an eagle. |
| Balthazar Blake |
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Dave? You should run. |
| Balthazar Blake |
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You're a bad liar, Dave. That's good. |
| Balthazar Blake |
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What happened to 'Don't touch anything'? |
| Balthazar Blake |
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I have been searching all over the world for you. You're going to be a force for good and a very important sorcerer. But for now, you're my apprentice. |
| Balthazar Blake |
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Keep it subtle. Civilians mustn't know magic exists. That would be complicated. |
| Dave | Says the guy in the 350-year-old rawhide trenchcoat. |
| Dave | I don't actually know who you are. | |
| Drake Stone | Really, do you not recognize me? | |
| Dave | Are you in Depeche Mode? |
| Balthazar Blake |
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I just remembered, I have to go into town to pick up your anti-itch cream. |
| Balthazar Blake |
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This is the Merlin Circle. It focuses your energy, helps you master new spells. It is where you will learn the Art. Step inside, you leave everything else behind. Once you enter, there is no going back. |
| Dave | So I should probably pee first? |
| Balthazar Blake |
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I had a dream. You were insulting me, Dave. Repeatedly. |
| Dave | Me? Pretty weird, huh? | |
| Balthazar Blake |
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No. Kinda makes sense. |
| Dave | Uh, Becky, there's something I forgot to mention to you. I really have no idea how to land this thing... |
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Domestic $63,150,991 Foreign +$152,132,751 - = total worldwide gross $215,283,742
- - a reported budget of $150,000,000
- = a 43.5% net profit of $65,283,742
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- = a 43.5% net profit of $65,283,742
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