Milla Jovovich is now a marketing expert, apparently.

Topic started by Rorie on Oct. 21, 2011. Last post by Mistress_Redhead 1 year, 6 months ago.
Post by MikkaQ (57 posts) See mini bio

Maybe she's getting percentage of the box office and is desperate for any kind of marketing.

Post by sissylion (871 posts) See mini bio

English isn't Milla Jovovich's first language, so probably thinks that she's getting everything correct when she types. She also thinks that the ampersand is still a letter.

Post by AngeTheDude (175 posts) See mini bio

Milla Jovovich to me is how you hope your mail-order bride would look like when you receive her in the mail.

Post by Mr_skeleton (953 posts) See mini bio
I never really thought about it but did she ever appear in a good film?
Post by Shaunage (122 posts) See mini bio

Trust me, Milla, you are the last person in the world who wants people to actually see Three Musketeers...

Post by mylifeforAiur (1,662 posts) See mini bio

@Mr_skeleton: The Fifth Element... Just try to reproach that film--I dare you.

Post by VioletEyedDragon (1,814 posts) See mini bio
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i think summit probably had to skip marketing it--that kind of movie isnt really all that popular in the US, and it still can make money overseas. but i see her frustration--it never really had much of a chance

(though its kind of weird to insult the company that employs you. this could keep her from getting hired again).

Post by Dylabaloo (821 posts) See mini bio

You can't miss it over here in Ireland, that damn poster is plastered over every bus and train station we have.

Post by Vodun (38 posts) See mini bio

@MikeS said:

@enemymouse: It's funny, I always assume that thinking you're better than the opposite sex means you hate them. Silly assumption I guess.

I think I'm better than you but I don't hate you. Pity is a better word.

Post by DonChipotle (204 posts) See mini bio

@Mr_skeleton said:

I never really thought about it but did she ever appear in a good film?

Dazed and Confused and He Got Game

Post by Red (508 posts) See mini bio

I knew it was coming, and knew I didn't want to see it.

Post by Mistress_Redhead (2,848 posts) See mini bio

@Rorie said:

Also, I can't help but think that Milla Jovovich would be adorable to get into an argument with. Like, she'd be all mad, but you just couldn't help but find it adorable, which would just make her madder, which would just make you laugh harder. Is that a weird thing to say?

not at all...

*backs away slowly*

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Name The Three Musketeers
US Release Oct. 21, 2011
UK Release Oct. 14, 2011
AUS Release Oct. 13, 2011
Runtime 110
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    Domestic $20,357,900
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  • = total worldwide gross $132,257,900
  • - a reported budget of $75,000,000
  • = a 76.3% net profit of $57,257,900
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