The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1 Forum

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1

Topic started by Alex on Nov. 18, 2011. Last post by colinjw 1 year, 5 months ago.
Post by bigsmoke77 (23 posts) See mini bio

Fantastic read!

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by Yiggly (1 posts) See mini bio

Best Comedy of 2011

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by TheHT (297 posts) See mini bio

This movie sounds amazing!

What would make it seriously amazing though is if the next movie fast-forwards to the future and we find out that everyone was worried about the CG baby because it grows up to be fucking D and murders them all.

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by beard_of_zeus (54 posts) See mini bio
Hilarious read. Thanks for turning movie shit into comedy gold like a modern-day King Midas, as you always do, Alex. Now I understand why Ryan's brain was exploding trying to imagine this stupid thing making over $100 million dollars this weekend.
Edited 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by OmegaPirate (36 posts) See mini bio

I sat and watched with baited breath as you tweeted this thing out, and felt an unbelievable amount of pain myself - god knows how you must feel right now,

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by Undeadpool (713 posts) See mini bio
Every time you talked about that birth scene as something you were looking forward to, I wanted to do my best Admiral Ackbar. Of course they're not going to show a fetus shredding a uterus or Edward performing a "hands/teeth-on" C-section in a PG-13 movie! Still, this review was entertaining, so at least SOME good came of it.
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Post by Falconer (235 posts) See mini bio

@Miningguyx360 said:

DAT ASS on that thumbnail

WORD! (even though I hate her and Twilight)

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by ntb1124 (58 posts) See mini bio

I went last night with my wife to this movie and I can attest to the fact that it is a bad movie, but it was half enjoyable to listen to people in the audience crack jokes(mainly the other guys who were there unwillingly and were slapped after any well timed joke).

It is hilarious the fact seeing all the guys who were upset having to be there and the girls who were absolutely giddy, for me it was worth it I get to choose the next 3 movies we see(here we go mindless action movies!!)

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by KillerZ (77 posts) See mini bio

Meh, I still can't believe people call the regular shapeshifter as werewolves, they are not werewolves, they sully the name of werewolves. There were werewolves in the Twilight books but they were almost wiped out by the Volturi. The Native Americans are a tribe of shifters who happen to have a shape of wolf as a second form.

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by jasonefmonk (65 posts) See mini bio

Baby growing that fast would leave her with some killer stretch marks.

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by RazzaTazz (54 posts) See mini bio
And the sets are pleasant, in the way looking at a magazine about home decor is a pleasant enough distraction.

This was hilarious I am still laughing

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by Bumbuliuz (87 posts) See mini bio

You are a strong and brave man @Alex and I salute you for it. Just reading this and watch @Rorie video of the films to remind me what drivel this stuff is. I really hope that next years film is truly the last. But since these films are churning in boatloads of cash I have my doubts about it.

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by Mr_skeleton (953 posts) See mini bio

I can't wait for Alex to review part 2.

Also Happy birthday Alex!

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by wsowen02 (134 posts) See mini bio

Amazing review Alex

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by ElectricBoogaloo (229 posts) See mini bio

This sounds like the best movie I will never see.

Fantastic review.

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by zameer (10 posts) See mini bio

I'd be just as happy even if all Alex did was repost his live tweeting for the review.

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by femiboy34 (183 posts) See mini bio

And on your birthday of all times... Sorry Alex.

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by Popcorn (191 posts) See mini bio

Sweet! I had the shirtless Lautner scene over/under at 20 seconds from opening title card.

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by RetroVirus (17 posts) See mini bio

Thank you Alex, for being the hero Screened needs. The 'El Diablo' line made me laugh so hard.

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
Post by smi1ey (140 posts) See mini bio

Thanks Alex! These kinds of reviews are the highlights of screened. I love sharing them on Facebook to confused comments from male friends.

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1 71 images
Here's What You Missed: The Twilight Saga

How sincerely awful is Twilight? Let's go for a recap.

Trailer: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part I

If you ever needed a benchmark test for how much pregnancy-related melodrama you can handle at once, this trailer ought to do the trick.
Trailer: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part One

What's that high-pitched sound I hear? Oh, it's nuclear levels of squee-ing circling the world as this trailer makes the rounds.

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Name The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1
US Release Nov. 18, 2011
UK Release Nov. 18, 2011
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Runtime 117
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  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $281,287,133
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  • = total worldwide gross $705,058,657
  • - a reported budget of $110,000,000
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