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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (A)
You knew this day would come some day. They finally made a decent Twilight movie.Among my many, many complaints with this series has been that the protagonist--a teenage girl named Bella--is useless, pathetic, and completely reliant on her boyfriends to the point that she would kill herself if they broke ... |
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Explaining why I like Twilight
I want to talk about the id. See, Sigmund Freud, the crazy granddad of psychology, had a theory. The simple (and mercifully short) version is that the mind is broken up into three areas; the superego, ego and id, the last of these being a sack of basic animal desires ... |
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Breaking Dawn Part 1: Review
Last night I attended a wedding. Two people from different backgrounds came together with their families to pledge their undying love for one another. It was a pretty standard wedding: bride in white, groom looking pale, drinking, dancing, and the whole shebang. This wedding went on for about 35 minutes, ... |
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Here's What You Missed: The Twilight Saga
How sincerely awful is Twilight? Let's go for a recap. |
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Trailer: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part I
If you ever needed a benchmark test for how much pregnancy-related melodrama you can handle at once, this trailer ought to do the trick. |
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Trailer: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part One
What's that high-pitched sound I hear? Oh, it's nuclear levels of squee-ing circling the world as this trailer makes the rounds. |
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| Domestic | $281,287,133 |
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