" it’s easy to believe that the pair are good friends, even when they begin sparring due to a woman who really doesn’t deserve to be fought over." -- I'm pretty sure this is the fundamental problem that everyone with eyes saw in the trailers and ads for this film.
"At some point McG and Brett Ratner will come together to make the most focus-grouped and inoffensive film ever created..."
--Can Gary Marshall produce? That'll guarantee quality!