Tony Soprano Quotes

Janice Soprano What'd you do with him?
Tony Soprano We buried him. On a hill. Overlooking a little river. With pine cones all around.
Janice Soprano You did?
Tony Soprano Come on Janice, what the fuck. What do you care what we did with him?
Tony Soprano I'm not afraid of death. Not if it's for something.
Meadowlands --:--:--
Christopher Moltisanti They're moving in. I say we go to Defcon 4.
Tony Soprano We gotta assess this, allright?
Christopher Moltisanti What are we, politicians? Does this look like the Senate to you, T? This is about respect of our thing.
Tony Soprano Why don't you shut the fuck up. It doesn't concern you.
Christopher Moltisanti Yes it is. I represent you out there and I'm tired of putting my tail between my legs. This ain't negotiation time, this is Scarface, final scene, fucking bazookas under each arm . . . say hello to my little friend.
Tony Soprano I was outside a whorehouse, while a guy that works for me was inside beating the shit out of a guy that owes me money. Broke his arm. Put a bullet in his kneecap.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi How'd that make you feel?
Tony Soprano Wish'd it was me in there.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi Giving the beating or taking it?
D-Girl 00:09:56
Dr. Jennifer Melfi Sounds to me like Anthony Jr. may have stumbled onto existentialism.
Tony Soprano Fucking internet.
Tony Soprano We're soldiers, soldiers don't go to hell. It's war. . .soldiers, they kill other soldiers. We're in a situation where everybody involved knows the stakes. And if you're gonna accept those stakes, you gotta do certain things. It's business. . .soldiers.
Pax Soprana 00:04:06
Dr. Jennifer Melfi What's the one thing every woman, your mother, your wife, your daughter, have in common?
Tony Soprano They all break my balls.
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