Apparently it opens the door to racial diversity.

this might be the lamest thing i ever saw

Hopefully it's not as terrible as the book. When Johnathan Safran Foer tries to channel Pynchon it's like listening to a mute sing Schubert.

I like to think that line "You rock" was supposed to be Tom Hanks addressing the rock directly as in "You, rock."

Because that makes that line a lot less incredibly cheesy.

Also, oh God damnit. Child Actors. Why.

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Cannot stand this fucking kids voice. He reminds me of my annoying cousin that has no friends. And Jesus 9/11 Christ... why?! I just don't see what people like about this stuff. I have no soul apparently.

I dunno, I feel like everyone else who has commented so far, but something about Tom hanks fucking gets me, I really don't know.

This is gonna be interesting. As much as i detest Sandra Bullock and 9/11 emotion mining, I enjoyed the book years ago, schmaltz and all. I'm betting on good but not great for this, but we'll see.

I thought the book was okay. It was on my girlfriend's bookshelf and was the only thing that was moderately interesting when I needed something to read. She didn't like the book very much, but I thought it was mostly alright. Trying a little too hard to tug the heartstrings maybe, but alright.

This movie looks to be about the same. Trying a little too hard, but mostly alright.

@FengShuiGod said:

Hopefully it's not as terrible as the book. When Johnathan Safran Foer tries to channel Pynchon it's like listening to a mute sing Schubert.

You win the simile award for the day.

Tom Hanks why do you make all your movies look good. To bad he appears to die in the first 20(?) minutes.

So I take it that it's been long enough the Twin Towers can be shown in movies again.

I'm a sucker for drama, but this is just trying too hard. That being said I'll give the movie a chance if people say its good.

Because of fucking course they are going to use U2 in the trailer.

In before key goes to dad's long-dead locked-up gimp girlfriend.

OSAMAAAAA! *fist shake*

I don't think it's possible to bait harder for an Oscar.

Also this

@ShadowKirby said:

Because of fucking course they are going to use U2 in the trailer.

Lawl turns out it's just the key to dad's porn stash lockbox.

Oh, that key... yeah, thats where he keeps the dead hookers...

I actually found this interesting. Billy Elliot was a great movie, and the director knows how to tell a story with children at the center.

But guys this movie includes 9/11 if we don't give it all the Oscars then we're commie terrorists that hate Jesus Christ and puppies.

@ShadowKirby said:

Because of fucking course they are going to use U2 in the trailer.

made me stop the trailer immediately.