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Trailer: G.I. Joe Retaliation

Hey, it's not like this could be any worse than the original movie, right? At least it looks like we're trading in more Dwayne Johnson for less Channing Tatum.

Video posted by Rorie on Dec. 12, 2011

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When Cobra spy Zartan has most of the Joes assassinated, the remaining Joes band together to strike back.

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psychpunkon Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:03 p.m.

WOOOOO!

mrshmearon Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:06 p.m.

Maybe it will get 1 star this time around.

DBoyon Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:06 p.m.

Yep, I'll trade The Rock for Channing Tatum any day,

Napalmon Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:06 p.m.

That was fucking Bruce Willis. I am so fucking in.

MiniPatoon Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:07 p.m.

I'll admit, I got a little laugh at that Bruce Willis part.

Terrible song though.

FinalDasa staff on Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:10 p.m.

In case you didn't know this was an action movie, here's Bruce Willis.

Derangelon Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:12 p.m.

The first movie was dumb so very dumb and I still enjoyed it. Has anyone even watched the cartoon recently? It's not exactly thought provoking. GI Joe was exactly what I expected a totally dumb entertaining time in the theater. I expect the same from this.

Monkeyman04on Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:14 p.m.

The lack of fake Ironman suits is a plus.

Nexason Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:16 p.m.

So did they just kill all the shitty characters from the first movie? If so great.

TheSouthernDandyon Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:17 p.m.

I don't care how terrible this might be, The Rock made me go "hmmm ok" and Bruce Willis made me go "HELL YES!"

mlarrabeeon Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:18 p.m.

Dubstep used to be this thing that my friends and I liked. Now look what's become of it...

Erotolepsyon Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:19 p.m.

This... actually looks pretty promising. You've got OG Cobra Commander doing OG Cobra stuff like defacing the White House and you've got The Rock primed for the same thunder he brought to the sagging Fast and Furious franchise. Also, it looks like they're drawing back on the "cram as many GI Joe members into the storyline as humanly possible so we can sell more toys" front, and keeping a tighter focus on a more manageable group of characters.

Then again, a trailer's just a trailer, and the first movie was one of the biggest piles of crap of the decade... Keeping an eye on it.

InsidiousTunaon Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:21 p.m.

The Rock, dubstep Seven Nation Army, and Bruce Willis in the back of an Elco?

Yeah, I'll see this dumb movie.

drscotton Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:24 p.m.

After what was the first, things could only be better... right?

hagridoreon Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:27 p.m.

This trailer worked too fuckin' well on me.

snake_runneron Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:29 p.m.

This trailer gives me hope for some dumb, cartoony fun.

Also, 2012: the year of dubstep in trailers. Calling it now.

BigSocrateson Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:36 p.m.

It's almost as if they don't realize the movie is called G.I. JOE and is thus designed to be campy as all get out. More The Rock, less Channing Tatum great, and Bruce Willis can liven up some trash, but 20 years ago if you said to me "The star of Die Hard is going to make a G.I. Joe movie" I would have just been confused.

The trailer looks good. If the reviews are something other than terrible I will see it, but what a weird thing that they're turning the dumb cartoons of my childhood into serious action films starring a box office king of the same time period.

Shaanyboion Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:39 p.m.

If Channing Tatum dies in this movie, I call this the penultimate franchise redemption...

The first one was an absolute abortion of a movie, but while this one still looks dumb, it looks like it MIGHT just be entertainingly dumb.

Lydian_Selon Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:41 p.m.

I'm glad this movie exists if only to pay Dwayne Johnson's mortgage.

PacManFevaaon Dec. 12, 2011 at 8:42 p.m.

Looking at the still for this I thought the White House had eyes. Cat eyes.

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