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Trailer: Noobz

Finally, a movie that makes the bold statement that video gamers are socially inept losers! And that closeted gay people and large black women are funny! And that girls will hate you for playing Gears of War! Kill me now!

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Oldirtybearonon March 1, 2012 at 2:28 p.m.

oh lord.

Hot_Karlon March 1, 2012 at 2:28 p.m.
I just got an invite from the PR company mailing list I was signed up for, to the premiere of this film. I guess it's technically video game related. I dunno. I don't want to watch this. Anyone out there braver /more bored than I who wants to watch it?
SolidOceloton March 1, 2012 at 2:29 p.m.

This is horid

betterboulderon March 1, 2012 at 2:33 p.m.

"DAYYYYYYYYUM!"

This doesn't look good. And really I would hope Zelda could do a bit better.

RedFiveon March 1, 2012 at 2:36 p.m.

This looks profoundly bad, but it's nice to see Casper Van Dien is still getting work.

Shaanyboion March 1, 2012 at 2:39 p.m.

this is awful.

Undeadpoolon March 1, 2012 at 2:41 p.m.

@RedFive said:

This looks profoundly bad, but it's nice to see Casper Van Dien is still getting work.

Is it, though? Is it really?

MrMazzon March 1, 2012 at 2:41 p.m.

Well that certainly dosen't look good

Blubbaon March 1, 2012 at 2:45 p.m.

I want to die.

shawnlreedon March 1, 2012 at 2:45 p.m.

Dear Adam Sessler,

I am sorry G4 does not pay you well, and you've had to sell out this badly.

No, I do not think your appearance in this shitty movie is 'ironically funny'.

It's sad and pathetic.

enemymouseon March 1, 2012 at 2:48 p.m.

I want to die.

Sveppion March 1, 2012 at 2:51 p.m.

Robin Williams' daughter is mad cute. This film looks pretty darn bad though.

RedFiveon March 1, 2012 at 2:52 p.m.

@Undeadpool: I guess I meant nice in a, 'Hey, remember Starship Troopers? That movie was hella-awesome' kind of way, as opposed to a, 'Way to go, Casper, a starring role in a network drama can't be far off' kind of way. This movie seems like a good fit for him...

And by that, I mean one that I won't watch. Ever.

Arc209on March 1, 2012 at 2:55 p.m.

@Blubba said:

I want to die.

@enemymouse said:

I want to die.

Is this like a weird suicide pact thing or did this movie produce that much of the same reaction? If so that is rather impressive...

Milkmanon March 1, 2012 at 2:58 p.m.
FUCK FUCK FUCK 
 
Adam Sessler, what the fuck are you doing? Christ...
JeanLucon March 1, 2012 at 3:01 p.m.

Forget sexism and Mass Effect 3, this is what gamers need to start getting upset about!

Manitouon March 1, 2012 at 3:01 p.m.

I turned off all the lights in my room, closed my eyes and thought for a good 5 minutes if movies are worth it. If we can facilitate crap like this are movies really worth it in the end? I still haven't come to an answer.

Neezieon March 1, 2012 at 3:04 p.m.

It's funny because a man is wearing silly clothes and using a shake weight.

Black_Roseon March 1, 2012 at 3:05 p.m.

@Manitou: You facilitate crap like Kinect and Wii shovelware, are videogames worth it?

oscaron March 1, 2012 at 3:05 p.m.
Frogger, amirite? Who's with me, guyz? High five!
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