Transformers: Dark of the Moon

"Flying saucers are too generic to base a spaceship on. What doesn't look like a saucer?" "A lobster?" "Fantastic!"

Some directors seem to think that all forms of explosives make giant balls of fire, making no distinction between high explosives and incendiaries.

Cool guys keep on walking when something explodes behind them.

A plot device in which a character switches allegiances at the last moment. Most double crosses end badly for the double crosser.

When a car falls off a cliff or careens into a brick wall at speed it will inevitably explode into a beautiful orange blossom of fiery death. I thought they recalled the Ford Pinto years ago...

The partner leaves his/her friend to die only to come back and save them.

A giant blue light-beam shoots up into the sky!!!

We've all seen it: a friend, relative, or associate of the good guy seems to be a loyal supporter, may even kill a few bad guys along the way. But at the worst possible moment, he reveals that he's been working for (or even leading) the villains all along!

Oh, she takes off her clothes before hopping into the shower like any other person? I never would have guessed that unless you showed me. Thanks, director.

In which soldiers, police officers, or someone in another kind of strict hierarchical organization is given explicit orders from a superior, only to ignore, disobey, or explicitly rebel against those orders because they believe that following them would be wrong.

When the effects to the ear drum of having a catastrophic explosion occur right next to you ranges from nothing to a ten second ringing sound.

When a character is clearly wearing eye shadow, but it doesn't smear.

Russia has eternal winters in western movies!

The hero is about to fall off that cliff, but at the last second, he manages to grab his teammate's hand/the edge of the precipice!

A ton of movies have a very cliche scene where somebody ends up falling to what would seem to be inevitable death, be it off a building, a cliff, or what have you. Naturally, our timely protagonist (not always the case, however...) manages to dive and grab the falling persons hand just in time, saving them.

This is up for debate.

Clusterf--

A character expelling his disbelief of an event he is seeing or experiencing by using the Lord's name in vain. Variations of this include: "Good God!," "Oh God," "My God," and "Oh My Lord."

We all remember "those" parts of movies where someone falls off of a bridge or something equally horrific and everyone assumes that the person is died, yet they come back later.

Whether they are from the future or another planet, almost every evil robot in movies has red eyes.

Cool guys have muscles and they just love to show them off. The only way to do that is to take off their shirts and flex. These are the films that help them do that.

The troops are rallied, the weapons are equipped, the enemy is at the gates, and you can clearly see every detail as the drama crawls slowly across the screen.

Blames ridiculous occurances on the US Government. Specific to the US Government.