I admit that I actually liked the first one but watching this reminded me how nonsensical it was. I'm a sucker for the things transforming and big CG explosions so I will probably go see the third one with no complaints.
I'll never forget the awkward closing Linkin park song of the first movie.WHAAATTT I'VE DONNNNNNNNNNEEE
I had a fun time in the theater for the first one, but coming out I was like "Wait... did any of those robots actually fight each other?" For every 10 minutes dumb human shit, it felt like every fight involving transformers lasted a couple seconds, then cut to Sam screaming. I didn't even bother with the second one, but I watched a 45 minute review of it last week (yeah, I have that much time to waste), and yeah... I'm not looking forward to number 3, but I doubt it could be that bad, considering its predecessor.
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