Transformers: Dark of the Moon User Reviews

There is absolutely no reason to write a 1000 word review on why Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon is simply not a good movie. I’d be wasting a whole heck of a lot of time and everyone who agrees with me would merely chuckle along as they read, nodding ...

You know I was all set to hate Transformers 3 from the moment I set foot in the theatre. And yet, when I sat down with my gum and my ticket, and the movie began to unfold, all my expectations were revealed to be unfair. Frankly all the negative criticism ...

I don't know if I'm the only one, but Transformers: Dark of the Moon didn't really seem like a movie to me. Instead, this is a 300 million dollar special effects show by Michael Bay - the industry's leading when it comes to blowing things up. And yes, naturally, a ...

At this point my standards for Transformers movies are so low, it's shocking that Dark of the Moon still somehow manages to disappoint. I don't expect great acting from these films. I don't want an elaborate plot or nuanced characters or wry humor or even a particularly well written script. ...

I'm not 100% sure what I expected out of Transformers: Dark of The Moon, but the trailer lead me to believe it was going to be somewhere between good and better than Transformers 2. The movie I received hovered between awful and awesome. I'm from Chicago, so seeing the city ...

I finally went and saw Transformers Dark of the Moon last night. Kinda put it off for a while because I fucking hated the second one and this didn't seem much better. But uh, finally got bored and went, this summer's been awful as far as good video games go. ...

There are movies that can change your outlook on a social issue, inspire you to pursue a career in an unexpected field, speak to you on a wavelength that no person ever has. Suddenly the field of speech therapy, or even the seedy favelas of Rio de Janiero, feels acquainted, ...

Michael Bay once again proves that he can completely destroy a movie. While Transformers: Dark of the Moon doesn't quite hit the low points that the previous sequel did, it doesn't really rise above them either, nor does it even make any attempt to.  Rather, Michael Bay and company decided ...

  Transformers: Dark of the MoonI am ashamed that I had to watch this movie, I really did; between friends forcing me to either watch this movie or watch Horrible Bosses alone and have a nice time. What I did was stupidly agreed to watch this movie in IMAX3D at Cineplex ...

The best of the live action films, but that's really not saying anything.Space. Wanna go to space.Heading into Transformers: Dark of the Moon I had very low expectations. Remember Revenge of the Fallen? I wish I didn't. So seeing a third one coming out with a terrible name that was ...

I attended the midnight release of Dark of The Moon and the first thing I thought when it was over was that it was basically what you would expect it to be. Michael Bay always has to have a bunch of explosions, all kinds of CGI mayhem, and no matter ...

Fuck 3D Fuck you bay Fuck you Cameron Fuck you my first blow up doll AKA rosie Fuck you china guy whos done the same thing every movie since the hangover Fuck you Spock, dont say you're not Spock and then quote needs of the many mother fucker Fuck this ...

In a bubble, Transformers: Dark of the Moon is objectively a bad movie. It is incompetent in terms of plot coherency, character development or pacing. But given that it's the third movie in the Michael Bay-helmed franchise, Transformers 3 is exactly what anyone with any interest in the film would ...

I don't think I've ever really liked NASCAR. I know I enjoy elements of the sport, I know I am intrigued at pondering what it represents and where it finds its popularity, but as hard as I have tried I simply cannot discover the appeal on a large scale. As ...

Love them or hate them the Transformers movies have been a box office powerhouse since 2007 and this year is no different. Transformers Dark of the Moon opened with the biggest opening in 2011 so far, but is it worth of its box office status? The last Transformers film was ...

As a director, Michael Bay is constantly criticized for his lacking ability to actually direct actors but he is also a cinematic maestro when it comes to crafting action sequences. His run on the Transformers series has not done anything to change this perception of him and after Transformers: Revenge ...

I am going to start this review by saying I have never understood why so many people seem to hate most of Michael Bay's films, as well as the man himself. Many years ago I got the Rock when it was first released on VHS and I have followed everything ...

 Oh god. What can you say about Micheal Bay at this point? I don't think anyone who looks at movies with even a squint of a critical eye every really expects to go into one of his films and then walk out of it thinking they'd seen a good film. ...

The last part of the Michel Bay directed Transformers trilogy is here.The first movie was phenomenal and while many hated the second movie, I for one really enjoyed it.The third movie is no different.Early reviews were positive but than again once it was released it gain negative spotlight but still ...

Michael Bay has released his latest F*** you to elitists and their "intelligence", and we here at Mission-In-Freaking-Sanity have never been so happy to see them insulted. But, quite frankly, we were worried at first. As you may remember, after the unfathomable success of Transformers 2, a small but vocal ...

Michael Bay is a mastermind genius, I know the majority of people would vehemently disagree with me convincing me otherwise with arguments like plots in his movies are paper thin or his characters are all two dimensional and are almost always on the verge of insulting racism in their characterization. ...

Sometimes, when I read the bitterly negative reviews that are so common for Transformers movies, I wonder if all the people tasked with reviewing them were molested as children by Michael Bay lookalikes. Because I can find no other reason for the endless flood of hate directed at what are, ...

as far as it goes for the guy, he has the capability of giving a big shout out to the armed forces of america, he did that really good in revenge of the fallen. as soon as the battle in egypt started i bet he literally shouted with a boom ...