Oh, so THIS is what I've been missing.
By a huge, gaping chasm of a margin better than the shitty movies themselves. Congrats. Once these abortions of movies are done, please do a marathon and watch them all back to back for us, your devoted fans, to enjoy as you slowly but surely lose the will to live. If watching the first two was bad, imagine five of the bastards!
Oh Rorie, why would you put yourself through this again. I remember that feature where you and Alex watched the first two and it seemed painful then. I have no idea how you put yourself through these movies a second time. Great feature as always though. If this gets up on Youtube and doesn't get taken down, I could see it getting a ton of views.
I was tricked into seeing the first one with a promise of free pizza rolls.
Trickery to see any others will not stand.
What kind of monster uses pizza rolls in such a terrible fashion? That's the worst kind of evil.
Also this is one of the best things joey and rorie have done.
Wow... I didn't think the movies would be dumber than my expectations of how bad these movies were. An ex-girlfriend very broadly outlined the plot of the books a while ago, and it sounded dumb, but okay... ugh... everything about this series is horrible for everyone.
Also, none of these actors are attractive. Channing Tatum specifically looks like someone squished his face up in a vise or something.
Here's What You Missed: The Twilight Saga
How sincerely awful is Twilight? Let's go for a recap.
Twilight Viewing Party!
Rorie and Alex take a good, looooong look at the Twilight movies to prepare for the release of Twilight: Eclipse.
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