Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a jingle and children's song writer who lives a decadent lifestyle filled with wine, women and completely without any worry. But his life of hedonism is about to come to an end when his down-and-out brother Alan and his young son Jake come to live in Charlie's Malibu beach house after losing their own house to Alan's ex-wife. Forced to live together the three disparate personalities try to find some common ground among each of their very uncommon lives.

Jon Cryer	Alan Harper	161 eps.
Angus T. Jones	Jake Harper	161 eps.
Charlie Sheen	Charlie Harper	161 eps.
Conchata Ferrell	Berta	118 eps.
Holland Taylor	Evelyn Harper	75 eps.
Marin Hinkle	Judith Harper	72 eps.
Melanie Lynskey		50 eps.
Jennifer Taylor	Nina	31 eps.
April Bowlby		15 eps.
Ryan Stiles	Herb	15 eps.

0	Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5
1	Pilot	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	09/22/2003
2	Big Flappy Bastards	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	09/29/2003
3	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	10/06/2003
4	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	10/13/2003
5	Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	10/20/2003
6	Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	10/27/2003
7	If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	11/03/2003
8	Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	11/10/2003
9	Phase One, Complete	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	11/17/2003
10	Merry Thanksgiving	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	11/24/2003
11	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	12/15/2003
12	Camel Filters and Pheremones	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	01/05/2004
13	Sarah Like Puny Alan	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	01/12/2004
14	I Can't Afford Hyenas	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	02/02/2004
15	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	02/09/2004
16	That Was Saliva, Alan	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	02/16/2004
17	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	02/23/2004
18	An Old Flame With a New Wick	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	03/01/2004
19	I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	03/22/2004
20	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	04/19/2004
21	No Sniffing, No Wowing	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	05/03/2004
22	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	05/10/2004
23	Just Like Buffalo	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	05/17/2004
24	Can You Feel My Finger?	0.5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4 4.5 5	05/24/2004

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Name	Two and a Half Men
Status	Returning Series
Date of 1st Airing	Sept. 22, 2003
Date of Last Airing
Show Type
Original Air Day	Monday
Original Air Time
Show Length	30
Network(s)	CBS
Language(s)	Add a new language English
Genre(s)	Add a new genre Comedy
Theme(s)	Add a new theme
Alias(es)

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