Here's What You Missed: Underworld

Topic started by JoeyF on Jan. 6, 2012. Last post by sora_thekey 1 year, 3 months ago.
Post by alConn (36 posts) See mini bio

I like Kate Beckinsale in tight leather. That is my answer to that statement. Plus guns. And Bill Nighy. Seriously, the movies aren't a bad way to waste a couple hours, don't understand some of the hardcore hate.

Post by TheHT (297 posts) See mini bio

You know what? I like these movies.

Post by TheFaithfullyDeparted (1,921 posts) See mini bio

I still have no idea what happened in any of these

Post by SavageM2 (16 posts) See mini bio

I've just realized that I've seen all three of these movies. I remember liking them, but they are pretty goofy.

Post by WilliamHenry (110 posts) See mini bio

These movies seem pretty alright when they're boiled down to five minutes each. Still have no desire to watch any of them completely though, even if Beckinsale looks great in that outfit. And man, they are so damn blue. That filter got annoying by the end of this feature, I couldn't imagine watching four full movies with it.

Post by zoozilla (236 posts) See mini bio

@CashBailey said:

Dat ass... In SmurfVision!!

Kate Beckinsale is really quite a terrible actress. She doesn't act so much as pose. But she is very photogenic so she gets away with it.

But seriously, has anyone actually seen a great Kate Beckinsale performance?

Wasn't she in The Aviator? I don't remember her being particularly bad in that.

I don't mind her as an actress, and I certainly don't mind her looks.

Post by crusader8463 (288 posts) See mini bio

Never knew how much hate these movies got. I have enjoyed all of them for the awesome effects and cool fight scenes. Anyone expecting anything more is foolish.

Post by ryanwho (1,130 posts) See mini bio

I was hoping this would just be the word "nothing" written in bold font streaming for 3 minutes.

Post by Hector (23 posts) See mini bio

@MrMazz said:

the Underworld series is oddly good.One of my friends thinks its some deep mythology wrapped in matrix action. I've only see the first two which were solid films don't really wana see the third since it looks dumb.

Just finished watching all three for the first time. I agree, the first two movies were good. Definitely stay away from the third one!

Post by Jesus (315 posts) See mini bio
I still don't really get the appeal of this franchise. The movies look dumb and not in the good way.
Post by Neverpraying (59 posts) See mini bio

@vinsanityv22 said:

I'm so glad Rorie is doing this - this franchise is so fucking stupid, I can't wait for him to make fun of it.

I find it really depressing that the only two ladies who seem able to open an action film are Kate Beckinsale and Milla Jovovich (who has almost entirely run out of the goodwill Fifth Element earned her). And even that's because they're both just starring in films directed by their hubbies. Still, there have to be better female action movies than this? Here's hoping Gina Carano's Haywire does well. These Underworld movies are serious garbage.

Well there are people like him who enjoyed it. So can you please chill out?

Also my question is what the heck?

Rorie hates the movies so he's making a video about catching you up on the "dumb" series....

That in my mind makes no logical sense. As a big fans of the series, and someone who reads a lot of internet reviews. I ask why the hell do you have someone catching everyone up on the series that also hates the series and puts it down while catching us up. I'm not trying to a be a "troll" here I just don't understand that. You may as well just slap the entire fanbase is what it feels like.

@MrMazz said:

the Underworld series is oddly good.One of my friends thinks its some deep mythology wrapped in matrix action. I've only see the first two which were solid films don't really wana see the third since it looks dumb.

I can kind of agree. The 3rd movie was not very great in my personal opinion. Then again I'm against prequels is all.

Although I will say I really enjoyed the first 2.@Artie said:

I really don't get the amount of hate these movies get. Hot chick, leather, guns, werewolves, vampires and a sleek visual style (It did "everything is blue" before it was cool). Can't wait for the new one.

Pretty much what I'm thinking.

@crusader8463 said:

Never knew how much hate these movies got. I have enjoyed all of them for the awesome effects and cool fight scenes. Anyone expecting anything more is foolish.

I can agree, although I do find the plot kind of fun.

Post by Rorie (3,216 posts) See mini bio

For the record, I don't even necessarily mind Underworld all that much, mostly because it's got the most Bill Nighy, and he is fucking fantastic. Underworld: Evolution takes itself wayyyyyyy too fucking seriously, though. And Rise Of The Lycans is just completely unnecessary in every way, since it tells a story that we've already heard the ending to.

Post by Neverpraying (59 posts) See mini bio

@Rorie said:

For the record, I don't even necessarily mind Underworld all that much, mostly because it's got the most Bill Nighy, and he is fucking fantastic. Underworld: Evolution takes itself wayyyyyyy too fucking seriously, though. And Rise Of The Lycans is just completely unnecessary in every way, since it tells a story that we've already heard the ending to.

Thank you for explaining some. I appreciate it.

Post by SuperHeroStuff (1 posts) See mini bio

I saw couple of the movies and thought they were very entertaining. Maybe the whole story needs a little more developing, but you can't deny that Kate Beckinsale looks good in those outfits!!!

Post by JuggaloAcidman (3 posts) See mini bio

Why do people hate on Underworld so much? It's not amazing... It's not terrible...

Post by JuggaloAcidman (3 posts) See mini bio

It's funny... I find Screened to be less and less appealing everyday!

Post by TripMasterMunky (6 posts) See mini bio

Underworld is okay.

Underworld 2 is the best one and is pretty great.

Rise of the Lycans kinda sucked.

Post by CenturionCajun (113 posts) See mini bio

I can admit that the Underworld movies arn't any kind of intellectual exercise but I still love them dearly. If only for the fact that they keep to the standards of vampires and werewolves hating one another and still being pretty evil monsters who use humans as food.

Post by wafflez (18 posts) See mini bio

Rorie is great

Post by golguin (79 posts) See mini bio

I remember seeing the first one in the theaters and really liking it. Watching this I feel like the others look really good considering I don't really care about the story.

23 votes, 2.7 avg.
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Name Underworld: Awakening
US Release Jan. 20, 2012
UK Release Jan. 20, 2012
AUS Release Jan. 26, 2012
Runtime 88
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Rating R
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