|Jason Friedberg director||previously directed Disaster Movie|
|Aaron Seltzer director||previously directed Disaster Movie|
A vampire spoof movie from the guys who made Epic Movie, Date Movie, and Meet the Spartans. You know what to expect.
A workprint copy of the movie was leaked online more than a month before the movie released.7 More Trivia
The latter part of the film parodies this film.8 More Movie References
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|Jenn Proske||Becca Crane|
|Crista Flanagan||Esme Sullen|
|Chris Riggi||Jacob White|
|Diedrich Bader||Becca's Dad|
|Matt Lanter||Edward Sullen|
|Anneliese van der Pol||Jennifer|
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The film opens with a teenage girl named Becca Crane arriving at a new Washington town called Sporks. As she is driving through the streets, she sees a vampire slaughter a frightened bystander and drain her blood. Becca sees a homeless man asking for blood, a dentist shop for fangs, and an ice cream shop specializing in platalids; she doesn't understand why, though, and is merely confused. She is also upset to find her dad is having trouble accepting her growing up. Forst he comments on the size of her breasts, and then when they arrive at his house she discovers he has kept her room looking like it was when she was a baby. When guests arrive he carries her out in a frontpack.
The guests turn out to be a Quilete chief and his grandson Jacob White. Jacob reminds Becca that they used to hang out together as kids, but she doesn't recollect these times as well as he does.
Vampires Suck Trailer
Here's the latest spoof movie from the guys who brought us Epic Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie, and Meet the Spartans. It's...uh...yeah...
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