Van Helsing Quotes (2004)

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Aleera Anna, my love. It is your blood that shall keep me beautiful. What do you think of that?
Anna Valerious I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them! Don't stand around talking about it!
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Anna Valerious We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side of death.
Gabriel Van Helsing There's a brighter side of death?
Anna Valerious Of course. It's just harder to see.
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Aleera Did I scare you?
Carl No.
Aleera Then maybe I need to try... a little harder.
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Gabriel Van Helsing My life... my job... my curse... is to vanquish evil.
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Carl You've never gone after vampires before, have you?
Gabriel Van Helsing Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same - best when cooked well.
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Verona Feed, my darlings! Feed!
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Verona Stop your teasing Marishka and finish him!
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Aleera I want first bite!
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Anna Valerious You killed him!
Gabriel Van Helsing Now you see why people call me a murderer.
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Anna Valerious You! Turn around. Let me see your faces.
Gabriel Van Helsing Why?
Anna Valerious Because we don't trust strangers.
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Villager He killed a vampire!
Carl Isn't that a good thing?
Top Hat The Vampires only take what they need to survive. Maybe two or three a month... but now they will kill for revenge!
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Gabriel Van Helsing Carl, I need you to do something
Carl I'm not gonna like this am I?
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Verona I can feel fresh blood rushing through her veins!
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Gabriel Van Helsing Next time, stay close, you're no good to me dead.
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Count Dracula Welcome to my summer place.
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Marishka Why can't we just let the Werewolf kill her?
Verona Never trust a man to do a woman's job.
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Anna Valerious No! Find Velkan's gun! It has to be the silver bullets!
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Gabriel Van Helsing You're a genius!
Carl A genius with access to unstable chemicals!
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Victor Frankenstein It's alive. It's alive. It's alive!
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Anna Valerious He's the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. I'd say that's earned him a drink.
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Gabriel Van Helsing This thing... man... whatever it is... evil may have created it, left its mark on it... but evil does not rule it. So I cannot kill it.
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Anna Valerious What do you want?
Frankenstein's Monster To exist.
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Mr. Hyde You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest.
Gabriel Van Helsing I'd hate to be such a nuisance.
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Mr. Hyde So, you're the great Van Helsing.
Gabriel Van Helsing And you're a deranged psychopath.
Mr. Hyde We all have our little problems.
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Gabriel Van Helsing To have memories of those you have loved and lost is perhaps harder than to have no memories at all.
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Gabriel Van Helsing So this is what you get when vampires mate.
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Igor Please, don't kill me!
Gabriel Van Helsing Why not?
Igor Well, um... I... um... uh...
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Carl Are you always this popular?
Gabriel Van Helsing Pretty much.
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Count Dracula Igor... Do unto others...
Igor Before they do it unto me!
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Frankenstein's Monster Let me go!
Carl Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.
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Carl Why does it smell like wet dog in here?
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Anna Valerious Some say that you're a murderer, others say that you're a holy man, which one is it?
Gabriel Van Helsing Both, maybe?
  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $120,177,084
    Foreign +180,080,391
  • = total worldwide gross $300,257,475
  • - a reported budget of $160,000,000
  • = a 87.7% net profit of $140,257,475
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