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| Jerry | Get me Wing Command Post. Direct line. | |
| Steve | That's not the correct procedure, Captain. | |
| Jerry | Try SAC Headquarters on the HF. | |
| Steve | That's not the correct procedure. | |
| Jerry | Screw the procedure. I want somebody on the goddamn phone before I kill 20 million people. |
| Steve | Turn your key, sir! |
| Mr. Liggett | Alright, Lightman. Maybe you could tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex. | |
| David | Umm... Your wife? |
| Jennifer | He wasn't very old. | |
| David | He was pretty old. He was 41. | |
| Jennifer | Oh yeah? That's old. |
| Joshua | Shall we play a game? |
| David Lightman | What is the primary goal? | |
| Joshua | To win the game. |
| McKittrick | There is no way a high school punk can put a dime into a telephone and break into our system! |
| David | Is this a game or is it real? | |
| Joshua | What's the difference? | |
| David | Oh, wow. |
| Falken | Is either of you a palaeontologist? I desperately need a palaeontologist. | |
| Jennifer | No. We're high school students. | |
| Falken | Oh... Pity. |
| Falken | Extinction is part of the natural order. | |
| David | Bullshit! |
| McKittrick | I don't know what you think you can do here, Stephen. | |
| Falken | John! Good to see you! I see the wife still picks your ties. |
| Falken | General, are you prepared to destroy the enemy? | |
| General Beringer | You betcha! | |
| Falken | Do you think they know that? | |
| General Beringer | I think we made that clear enough. | |
| Falken | Then... don't. Tell the President to ride out the attack. General, do you really believe that the enemy would attack without provocation, using so many missiles, bombers and subs so that we would have no choice but to totally annihilate them? General, you are listening to a machine. Do the world a favor and don't act like one. |
| General Beringer | Mr McKittrick? After very careful consideration, sir, I have come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks. | |
| McKittrick | I don't have to take that you pig-eyed sack of shit. | |
| General Beringer | Oh, I was hoping for something a little better that that from a man of your education. |
| David | Come on! Learn, goddamn it! |
| Joshua | A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess? |
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