| Dudley | And I got a girlfriend. Punch that out of me, bitches. |
| Woody | Come on, guys, we're exhausted. I think we should take the bikes back to the hotel, put them in a shed with the doors closed, and then play Scrabble in the room with the shades down. |
| Bobby | Sorry, Woody, about your situation. But you're a lying asshole. That's like an asshole's asshole. |
| Charley | I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom! |
| Clerk | Some truck driver must have crapped an entire cow in there, man. Good luck. I knew in my gut not to let him go, but I didn't trust my instincts. I saw my father shot, but I did not cry till today. I was robbed yesterday, and I know now, your job is the bad one. |
| Woody | Fine, I will get naked with my gay friends. If any of them look at my junk, I will kill them! |
| Woody | I'm not in a rush, man. I just wanna ride, man. I just wanna ride. You know? Sally, ride. You are so weird! You ask some weird shit and say the weirdest things. Why don't you just, what, what? |
| Dudley | Mother of God! I swallowed hot lava! |
| Dudley | You know what's so stupid about this? We wanted to be like you guys.You know... because what I see here is just a bunch of grown men whose biggest decision in life is 'sleeveless or... uh... sleeveless? Do I shit behind the rock or over there by that bush?' Grown men... this is pathetic! You go ahead kick our ass, okay, because we are not the posers. You guys are the posers! |
| Bobby | Hey, did y'all see my moves? I was shaking and baking just like the NFL, baby! You hear what I'm saying? I delivered it right to the end zone! |
| Domestic | $168,273,550 |
| Foreign | +$85,351,877 |
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| Domestic | $168,273,550 |
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